Micky

The first question you have to ask honestly is 'Who'd want it, what proven manager would want it'? Not many, I'd venture.

There's only one person who needs a taxi tonight, and it's not any of the fans...!

Strangely, on the single occasion that we did that tonight, we scored.

And that was lil' ol' Bournemouth. Absolutely schooled all over the park, goalkeeper apart not one of our players would get into their team, that's how far off premiership quality we are. We looked absolutely lost and on the odd occasion we got over the half way line we went backwards, we didn't even try to go sideways, it's in our DNA to retreat to our own 18 yard line. Saying that, we were crap, we lost 3 - 1 but we were actually better than I thought we would be, how that works I have no idea but there is it's. This is going to be a major embarrassment of a season unless something drastic happens soon, anybody like to hazard a guess of where the next point is coming from, realistically?

We won't manage 3 shots let alone score 3 goals, no chance. So bad are we I would actually be impressed if we lost this one 3 - 0.

Yes, but it's also very clear that these players are not capable of doing what this manager wants, city we ain't.

What manager would want to try and save this ship with our crew, we are woefully short of any quality players.

Nor would most of our players.

Can't see anything other than a home win. Annoyingly you know they won't have to work hard for the points, we'll gift them goals and give ourselves a mountain to climb. Cherries 3 Saints 0.

I can't think of a decent replacement either, more worrying though, I can't for the life of me see where 'a couple of wins' will come from.

We didn't need him to stay, what we needed was to get somebody better than him in, but we didn't, we got worse, a lot worse.

That was the point that I predicted from our next three, Ipswich, Bournemouth and Arsenal so it's going to be a shit two weeks. Then we've got Leicester away and City at home... we are so f%$cked.

No surprise.

Yeeessssxs

Pens

Struggling to get out v a crap Everton team, pens is our best chance. Offering nothing up top.

Wtf is wood doing?

It was.

Get in...

Should be 2, cut through us easily

Lost 3 headers in and around our own 6 yard box. Woeful.

Shocking 'defending'

Yeah, I reckon we'll get a point from Ipswich, but Arsenal and Bournemouth will turn us over fairly easily.

What's yer beef Benji?

Yep, two teams trying to score goals, playing direct attacking football, so refreshing to see.