Micky

Never mind the first 3 games - how many points do we look like getting before the end of the season - not enough...! Prepare for League 1 guys - coz that's where we are off to.

Now where does it say anything about anybody releasing specific share-price sensitive information..? It doesn't - you have made that assumption. In fact just what does it say - not a lot really does it - more idle gossip for us to twist and regurgitate in whatever form pleases us. So long as you play only judge and jury it is perhaps not too bad - but if you were the executioner then a few fools would have been 'seen too' merely for 'mouthing off'. It is nothing more than wild speculation from a poster whose source is probably 'Betty at the bar after 3 pints and a G & T, who overheard Alex in the Mens Room'.

Poor attendance, poor result, poor team, poor everything - time to start preparing for life in league 1 methinks. What makes it irritable though is that we appear not to have any fight whatsoever. Norwich, Forest and even Charlton are fighting. We appear to have given up already. Our home form is absolutely shocking. I believe next season we will be re-opening the corners again - mind you the rest of the ground will be closed.

I think you'll find that if anybody is being 'utterly ridiculous' - 'tis not I. Nobody has released any specific share-price sensitive information. A poster here has merely perported to hear from (ohhh here we go again) a 'creditable source' that we will go into administration. On one hand you go off on one saying that tis a serious, serious crime whilst in the next sentence you say that you take the story to be imp(l)ausible. So which is it, crime of the century has just been committed or yet another poster on here has spouted off before engaging brain. However, I'm sure plod has nothing better to do and is probably tracking down Forresters 'source' as we speak (type)...! This rumour is no more credible than the 1000 or so rumours that have gone before it - nor does it warrant any sort of intervention from the local police.

Ummm I'm fairly sure that you will have allayed any fears that he might have had then...! Please refrain from using your Lear Jets as they are harder to extinquish than Choppers...!

Errr like calm down mate - it's too dangerous to travel - don't go. The symantic are pretty simple really. I appreciate your predicament but we are not talking rocket science are we. Car into tree - means slippery road - darkness and black ice means very dangerous road conditions - shall I travel to SMS - ummmm maybe give this one a miss. Will it be the smallest crowd for years - could be - do I feel guilty about not putting my neck on the line for this one - probably not. Shheeeesh...!

Sorry, but is that one question or 4 questions...????

geeze - some of you need to get out more...! Take the most tenuous link you can and blow a story out of all proportion - and many have the gaul to mock the local Echo reporters. Sorry but some of the stuff here now is beyond a joke. Anyway - can't stop, Jeeves has just inflated the Virgin balloon, so I'm about to pop off on one of my famous flights now - honest...!

Really - and I think that you'll find it's 'pronounced', which is pronounced 'PRO-NOUNCED'...! Whoops, sorry I think that I was probably petty point scoring there - but hey, it ain't as if I don't like you....

Exactly - so what was your first post intended to do - flush out the originators source, or merely try to scare the crap out of him. Most posters here would be in nick by now if the 'accuracy' of thier information was checked out be the 'Old Bill' - most is wild speculation at best. As for sources - most of the 'Cabbies', 'Stewards', 'Landlords' and 'Friend or a friend' would also be detained at HM pleasure for some of the 'scoops' on this forum. Let's be honest this board has more leaks than our current defence and is about as reliable as a chocolate fireguard.

Or perhaps they'd seen your wage demands - lower your price and who knows, that call might yet come...!

I think you might have 'gone off on one' there - perhaps you should review um pahars last post with regard to where he suggests that it might be worth reviewing posts in the morning...! If that is not to difficult to understand of course.

Are you any good ??? This could be a significantly worrying statement. You're answer could start the mother of all threads on here, not to mention the stampede of fans to SMS in order to actually play in the next game...!!!!

It took bloody 6 million dollars to build him - we don't have two halfpennies to rub togeather, we'd struggle to build sh@ggin 'bill 'n ben'...!!!

Does that mean that you are a better player than he....???

Ahhhh I knew there would be one, and fair play to you sir. Mid 70's, so about 35 years ago then, well known, European glory, perhaps their day is coming around again - dammit perhaps we should get into bed with them.

Absolutely no idea at all. But I'm pretty certain that, as I said before, even Rupert Lowe is not about to go sending all of our young talent off to play in a league that has less coverage than ours here. He knows where his eggs are - and playing his best talent in Budapest is not good business either way. Whooopy doo - sorry for the sarcasm - but can any poster here put their hand on their heart and say that they had even heard of Ujpest until a couple of days (weeks) ago. Me - I often look out for the Hungarian results - errr actually no I don't. We may forge some link with them - this is not new - but it doesn't mean that there is a conspiracy where we let them cherry pick our best players. You need to get a little perspective on things - we played a friendly and have invited one of their better players for a loan period at the club, perhaps with a view to a permanent move - no more, no less.

Errr so which is it - the Police will want to know if his information is accurate? Or the Police will want to know if his information is inaccurate? Either way all very dramatic really - I doubt the Police give two hoots what some numpty has written on a sparsely populated 'Football Fans Forum', honestly I really dont. I sincerely hope that good old 'Plod' are out catching muggers, rapist, murderers and thieves than pouring over some of this drivel, I really do.

Nahhh the 9 o'clock bus is Budapest, we're loading a second one at 10 o'clock going to Russia...!!!

Likewise it takes not the brains of an Archbishop to work out that any 'links that we might forge' will be used to our advantage. I really don't think you need to worry that we are about to ship our next 'Theo', 'Bridgey' or Gareth Bale off to Budapest, even Rupert ain't that stupid. I think you'll find that any 'asset stripping' that is done will probably only involve players moving to the UK. OK a few of our lads could go there for experience, agreed, but lets not get all hysterical about a tenuous link with a 2nd division club in the back of beyond eh?

Tend to agree with both of those - no Saga no goals. Not really a dilemma, more a case of 'relegation resignation', if it happens....!!!

Seconded - what she said. As for my first post - perhaps the Italian Alps is where you should all go to chill out for a while...!!!

There's nothing like grabbing hold of nothing and making it something is there...??? Honestly some of the conspiracy theorist on here need to go take a break somewhere - your working too hard, or are you just looking for yet another rod to beat good old Rupert with. P.S. Heard through the grapevine that a bus full of 1st team regulars and the best of our accademy boys is leaving for Budapest first thing in the morning.... honest..!

The next 'Should of gone to Specsavers...' ad is bound to be another 'blinder'..... (ahem, pun totally intended)

Surman to Forest - hardly a huge leap forward in his career is it? Why would he want to leave his home town club at such a time - beyond me.