Micky

I'm expecting nothing, other than more embarrassment.

We all know that we aren't staying up, we will be relegated no matter what. This is not about preserving our premiereship status, it's about preserving the dignity and self respect of the club. We are currently an absolute embarrassment of a supposed professional football club, we are totally and utterly non competitive.

This. I don't mind losing, hell I don't mind getting relegated. But let's at least have a go, we know that Russball doesn't work, so very obviously we need to do things differently. But no, we continue to make the same mistakes week in, week out, and stink this league out. We are going down with embarrassing figures, and there's really no need for it.

They did everything they could to disallow that, absolute farcical.

We done a goal

I don't think that there is a single one of our players out there that thinks we can get anything out of this game, let alone win it.

A defensive switch off....! Surely not, I'm very, very surprised to hear that.

No they weren't, they were from players shooting the ball at the goal, we don't do that, ever. We have just played 90 minutes and not done that once, not once. So how are we meant to do one of those goal thingys...???

It's absolutely frightening that we just seem to have accepted this as the target for the season. If we beat 12 point, that will be seen as success...!

This has become our aim for this season - this is what we are playing for, not to survive in the Premiere League, but to try not to make all the wrong kinds of history. Absolute awful mess.

Are you sure he never said 'of'...?

Too little, too late. Not going to make a blind bit of difference, we're done in this league. This season is now solely about avoiding '9 nil' records and the like - total and utter pathetic mess.

If Ramsdale gets us 12 points, how many are the rest of the team going to get us, because right now we will struggle to get much past 15 - 20 points.

Really - whose authority?

I don't know what to say. We won, but we were pretty awful to be honest, and we had huge slices of luck throughout the game. Without the luck Everton would've won easily. Not sure where you go after a performance like that, no doubt the manager will wax lyrical over bravery and possession, but I'm afraid I'm unconvinced. Maybe if we go away to Wolves next week and actually win again, I may start to convert. I guess it's a bit shyte when your aspirations and 'targets' are simply trying to overhaul the worst Premiere League records ever set.

For the first time this season I can watch Match of the Fuckin' Day, is it still as shite as it always was?

Can we concentrate for 4 minutes....?

Got very, very, very, very lucky. Very Lucky....!

Please don't. I'm gonna have to sit through yet another 'brave speech' after this shit show.

We are all over the place - nobody has a clue what they are meant to be doing.

For the third time today, very, very lucky.

Ramsdale saves us - again

VAR are getting involved in that challenge...!

WTF AA....!

Very, very lucky. again