aids victim

Sometimes, when I get a chance and nobody is looking I touch my cheek and think of the fun that I had back in naam.

LOL@ jillyanne and you other mongtards for taking anything that essruu and anyone else on b-anter ( b-anter, banter, bit-of-fun-ter) seriously. Jilly is getting all e-hard as she knows essruu has used up his three posts today now too, how brave. Jilly, put down the keyboard, take a step back and have a fag and Cinzano Bianco or something a calm down because you're looking e-silly and pwning yourself... You're all gheyfags.

Licking my willy all weekend. Teehehehe.

shut up x

To save Master Bates the danger of getting RSI from copy and pasting the worst jokes from Sickipedia you could all go there and view them, plus the better jokes and it'd save him time and also his health. Thank you, Love from the 1st of 3 today x

Just to let you all know that I am making my last post early today, as I really need a poo. I could well be gone for about 8 minutes, as it's going to be a lot of prep work before the main event comes along. I am expecting splashback and if there's enough interest I can update you tomorrow of how it went. xx

I think some lowlifes abused this feature, thus the rest have to suffer for their childish antics.

It could be because Baj smells of poo. I have let him know this and I am sure he's looking into it. Once he doesn't smell of poo normal service will be resumed.

Bosh

Bash

Bish

Stop now, Weetime.

I would give Kelly Southerton my whole three minutes. Hell, i've just given her one of my posts.

This is all that has been on my mind recently. I mean, do I pay a fiver and use it to waste my working day debating what my favourite word is, if I would smash a celebrity that most blokes would smash and suchlike. Or I could not pay and be racist, homopobic, sexist and moronic for free, but with up to date Saints news and moderation that is consistant for the cost of 0p per day? It's not the end of the world being limited to 3 posts here to be honest, as I only post when I am not busy. Unfortunately, it's a lot at the moment, but from a personal view this place isn't that important to me. Others it may be because it's where they post to while away the day at work, or they might have no life etc and I couldn't care less who pays and who doesn't. Stupid nigbums xx p.s. SHUT UP. p.p.s. Stop now, Weetime. p.p.p.s Jill, you're a ************************************

Stop now, Weetime.

Shut up.

Shut up.

My last post brings scandal to the board. Baj has a Pigeon fetish and a user on here licks Catsbums. I will reveal more in tomorrows amazing 3 post episode. Larry laters nigbums xx

***---///\\\---***FAO MODS***---///\\\---*** A fellow pikey 3 poster a day person has posed the following conundrum to me: If you post on a thread and said thread gets deleted, do you get your post or posts on there rescinded, or are they gone for the day? It's a topic that's being talked about in many social circles and as such I feel it deserves an answer to put everybodies mind at ease. Regards, AV (2nd post of the day and is today the voice of the mute) xx

No. This is my first post of today and i'm thinking that they aren't going to be used very well today. This is a shame, as a guy like me has so much to offer that they can't express it in just 3 posts. However, I shall endeavour to find ways to make the most of them and as such, bring joy to each and every one of you, my little nigbums xx

I am at round 3, but she's lovely and I have no reason to dump her. Something will happen, as we won't get married or that, but until then I am happy enough. Or is it "manning" up to tell her that she's far too nice for me and it annoys me in a weird way, as it's me and not her. What a last post of the day.

All the people who have said that BO is their least favourite smell need infractions, as they shouldn't attack him whether he does or doesn't have personal hygiene problems. Secondly, it's a bit racist isn't it. Some people need to have a long hard look at themselves and ask themselves "do I like what I see" the answer will be no.

Cabbage, I don't really like my girlfriend anymore, so if you're welcome to try it on with her. PM me for more details.

I can confirm that I saw none, but I had a notepad and pen with me at all times to jot down any names if I did spot anyone.

These threads are always worth 33.3% of my attention. Friday - Gym and then casino. Lost about £80 all in all, I am rubbish at craps and this may be because I didn't really know how to play it. I am a nosh nosh nigbum 'cos of this. Saturday - Pub for lunch, bookies to place a 3 fold (Ipswich, Aberdeen & Ebbsfleet - lost/lost/draw) and a five fold (Q.P.R, Northampton, Aldershot, Altrincham, Cambridge - won/won/won/won/won) for £5 it returned £102, lovely. Then went to a BBQ that was done under a gazebo and hit the lovely Cambo. Missus was in Southampton and she returned home early as she got smacked by some girl, which turned out to be my fault. So whichever one of you gimps was dressed up as a woman I owe you a drink. Sunday - Friendly in the morning for one of my teams, won 7-2 and I scored 3. Then over to Meon for another friendly, won 5-4 and I didn't score, so that game was rubbish. Gym and then pub quiz. Out of 10 it would get an 8. I hope this has made your day nigbums.