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Boj has got that desperate to recruit quality that he has started sending PM's on B-anter to people asking them so sign up on a special offer of £2 for the year. Still £2 too much for me though, so where will he target next?

I am very sorry. SaintMike is the man.

When i'm not posting my 3 messages on here I post on http://www.b-anter.co.uk We talk about many cultural issues and love to don our face paints whilst having jovial banter online. I don't like to blatantly advertise it in the hope of getting more people posting though. I do lick Ess's bumbum, it's lush.

I would rather donate a fiver to the Baj and Steve Christmas fund, rather than pay for someone elses holiday. Pikey.

I booted someone in the head on Saturday night and that was good exercise. 6 of us on 1 and my mate video'd it. Should be up on youtube soon

I am in the top 20,000 hottest people on Facebook, touch me. I hope you all die and when I return on Monday I am the only poster here. Well, apart from the b-anter lot, 'cos we can be racist and stuff without being upset about feeling your lots wrath. I'd feel Cabbage's wrath, but he doesn't poke me on facebook. I have 2 posts left today and 3 posts tomorrow and Sunday available for people with my password to abuse. DO IT xx

If I had money and wasn't a cheapskate then I would sign up. I just do not really rely on this place as something to do, it was just somewhere to go if work was quiet. Saying that, I don't see what the big fuss is about signing up or not signing up.

I am going for a poo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I am going for a poo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I hope you have a rubbisher weekend than anyone in the whole wide world.

Tonight - kill myself Saturday - get post-mortem'd Sunday - see family and stuff before I go to the undertakers. 10/10

I go to 2 different gyms, 'cos i'm that much of a freak. I also have just 2 more posts to deliver today, which means I am slacking a bit. At one of my gyms there are no women I don't think, but at the other there are loads and some are very fit, especially the ones that do Street Dancing lessons there on a Monday.

Food for thought is not a metaphor, it's an idiom. As shown by the BBC's own website. Thus, those who brag about getting 20/20 only got 19, SUFFER THICKOSSSSSSSSSS!!

I got 2/20, which I thought wasn't bad at all.

No, I have never heard of Ocean Gym. It was an interesting experience, as i've never come against that style before. I used 1 of my posts today to tell you this, cherish it.

Well, I am still undefeated on it, so I think it's amazing.

Friday - Sparred with a Thai Boxer, he got quite feisty and got quite annoyed with my jab. Then went to a mates for some Poker action. Saturday - Football, town and home reasonably early 'cos... Sunday - Nike 10k run thing. Mate signed us up the Monday prior, so no training at all, but we were there and I did it in 51 minutes. I then played for my mates team in the afternoon and scored 5, but I think the oppo were wheelchair people who weren't in their wheelchairs. Then went to the pub for dinner and went to see Step Brothers at the cinema. 7/10 - Got a load of free stuff from the Nike run, which was good times.

Hit me up, i'm always on it, as I have no life and it's the best way for me to network with the outside world. Be warned, i'm like a rabid Cheetah, so if we play then you can catch up with me at the finish line. 8493-2383-2894

People who were born in Amazingstoke are a joke really. People who live near to or actually in Basingstoke are people who should be admired. I just look at you with pity, as I have just 1 more chance to waste time on here today before I vanish for another 24 hours, whilst you have to suffer reading bile from many of the users on here, bar St Kip. SUFFERRRRRRR.

I enjoy SaintKip and he makes me realise that Basingstoke is a place to be held in the admiration of others. I've never seen him on South Ham Road though, but I will keep a lookout for him in future xx

Just the 2 of us - Bill Withers We should sing it all and then in a hushed tone, whisper Lallana.

There isn't a website to hack yet, but it's coming VERY SOON

Carmella from Neighbours Jennifer Anniston Jessica Alba Fit, fit, fit and i'd trade in my current missus for any of them.

I think I have one post left today, zany!!

Ha, this thread also made I chuckle. Shut up.