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Clarkson is a moron, people who idolise him are lowlifes that probably have an ASBO and 9 kids by 9 different fathers etc. Though, I am not offended by what he said i'd love to beat the living out of him. I don't swear 'cos I don't want more infections. xx

Obviously, nothing in life is certain and the fact that the person I worship has joined this place would certainly start rumours that i'd be following in paying a subscription to Boj. However, the quality of this place is rubbish. Maybe if I get to more games next season I might, just to use this place to voice my opinions after a game. At the moment, i'm happy to lurk, unless someone stumps up the cash on my behalf, or Boj realises that I can make this ѕhithole so popular.

SRS saved my life, he is my life.

I hope you lose your ability to breathe. I love you Jill. I love you Stevo. I love you SRS. I love you SNSUN. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx share them out amongst you.

Calvin, we all wish you'd do that as well. You're the new Jill. Jill I love you now xx

Continuing to live is p!ssing off my parents I think xx

Steveeeeo - Love you too honey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Boj - Shave your beard off Scudamore - Nothing Jillsaint - Die SRS - Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxx Pancake - Sort your breath out

I got me one of these: Reporting-MTA: dns;xxxxxxxxxxxxx.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.local Final-Recipient: rfc822;xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxxxx.xx.xx Action: delayed Status: 4.0.0 Diagnostic-Code: smtp;451-host lookup did not complete 451 Could not complete sender verify Will-Retry-Until: Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:55:49 +0000 X-Display-Name: xxxx@xxxxxxxx.xx.xx

Geeks, I need your help. I have an Exchange 2003 SBS server and it's sending external emails ok, plus internal is all fine, but for some reason we're unable to receive any emails. What the devil could it be? The winner gets nothing but my respect and a feeling of warmth knowing that they've been helpful. Spanks xx

I'm afraid that my 2009 has started ok and my 2008 was pretty good, but in order to fit in with the drama of the thread and in a case of oneupmanship i'm going to be creative: - My Mum just dropped dead - My Dad and Uncle just got cancer - My Dog at my Cat - My Dog died as eating the Cat caused a blockage - My Dog had AIDS - I caught AIDS - Boj won't give me free membership - I failed at committing suicide last night - My sister is in a wheelchair and is a spazmong I win WOOP.

If any of you fu*kers wants to PM me their credit card details so then I can get a 100% discount wherever I want then I will be ever so happy. Suck my small *ock xx

'Cos i'm the ****ing balls Jill you sexy *****, if you pay a fiver to sign me up i'll PM you my amazing secret. E, Y, CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA xx

Merry christmas you ****ers, hope you all have a good one and i'll be back to bore and ridicule in 2009. Hope CabbageFace has the best crimbo out of you all though and BTF has the worst, but doesn't die or anything, just doesn't have the best crimbo out of all of you. Boj give me full membership for 2009 as a crimbo pressie you tight **** and I will PM you dirty messages for you to bash one off too. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

There's a word filter on here and when I type your name it comes up with Cheryl Cole. Boj has so much to answer for, just pay my fiver eh you tightwad.

I would sign up to this place if you got a night with Cheryl Cole free. This is how much I love her.

All I want for Crimbo is for women to have their own little section to post on here and if we want to hear from them we'll look at their forum, as they are all stupid little noshers on here, stifling us blokes interesting conversations.

If women try to argue you can either ignore them or beat the shіt out of them. Why buy them presents as well, letting them stop doing the chores for one day a year is enough for the stupid little whοres!!

If wumminz are pіssing me off at the cashpoint by taking too long then I simply mug them. Saves me time and money.

I was all of the parts in my schools play 'cos they said to me "Aids, you're the one who is amazing at everything and in future years you'll need something to brag about on the innernets, so this is what we're going to give you to brag about". People said that is was the best show that they have never seen and people said that I was fuсking amazing and my Mum didn't video it but said if she did then it'd be the best film she had made and my Dad said I could have a quid and my Sister told her mates that I was her brother and my schoolmates said I was the best thing ever and I then went to sleep that night saying to myself "you've made it Aids, you're the man, learn how to spell and you can brag about this on the innernets forever" and here I am and and and and and xx

I am lonely without any friends in the world Boj, find me some for when I return. At least you have Badger, more than I have, woe is me!! S'laterzzzzzzzzzz xx

I don't know how the fuсk I do it I tells ya. I'm so funny I swear when I don't even need to and that, this could be what makes me harder than you all. WHO WANTS A FIGHT?!?!?!

I've had it twice in a month as well, but I still come into work. A woman rung up with the "sniffles" as she put it today. Women need to harden the fuсk up I tells ya. I'm also so amazing and all that, that'll i'll be a ringer for my mates 5 a side team tonight with a broken toe as well. I am clearly the hardest on here, who fancies a chat.

I'll be in New York

I changed my facebook status every day this week. My life is slowly fading away, but I am going to rectify it 'cos I got a brer in Plan B.