aids victim

The mods on this place are on some mega power trip they ban people for no reason or explanation. RIP all those banend for no reason.

We will walk this league attitude is for homos/

You are a massive tool, you have the humour of a pavement and the wit of a dead goat, now leave.

Your mum.

Palmela Handerson makes me lol.

Who is going to play you in the film? Nice story, the chances of this being real are 0.000000000000%, as 1. if your having a affair you would try not too tell the interweb 2. wouldnt brag about it 3. you have a **** **** that couldnt please me 4. You are ruining some dudes life and that is pathetic 5. She WILL do the same to you, pwn your sorry ass and you will die alone weeping about it.

I like having sex with disabled's, makes them feel worthwhile.

Cabbage_face

Dutch ovened himself last night

You will be smiling if you get on Mata Keranaja in the 14:45 at Goodwood. Get it each way, so then when it loses you won't hate me as much. I posted this on the other, better messageboard and whacked a massive £20 E/W @ 14's so made £50 I think. I hate being sexy and gifted xx

I have played Frimley Lodge Park 4 times this summer and use a putter off of all tees, bar the final hole. I have recorded back to back birdies, but didn't get a trophy ball. takes the fu*king piѕѕ I tells ya.

I don't really use the camera and stuff, as all I use my mobile for these days is to call and occaisionally text. It's got an 8 megapixel jobby on it and I just took a picture of my desk and it looks amazing, better than the N95 camera, so if you're going to take pictures of your knob and send it to women like I do then you'll need to get rid of the spots off of it before you snap any pics.

I chose the N86 over the N97 and I love it so far, much better than my N95. It also piѕѕes over the Samsung Omnia that I had, as touchscreen phones are ѕhit!!

Do you want me to show everyone the evidence? AIDS VICTIM, GO BACK TO AFRICA YOU SMELLY BUMHOLE. FROM CHRISOBEE. P.S. I'M USING CAPITAL LETTERS, AS I'M REALLY ANNOYED AND I HATE YOU. YOU CAN SHOW ANYONE THIS AS I HATE POOFTERS LIKE YOU, WALLY WOOFTER. P.P.S I HATE BOJ.

Chrisobee PM'd me a message that was not only racist and homophobic, but also contained profanity in my direction that upset me. MODS, BAN HIM

I hate disabled people, as they get all the best parking spaces and you have to walk with a limp when you park in their spaces.

I am going for a poo and I hope that when I return from emptying my outbox, that my inbox will be more populated. If not then I will probably ponder my next move and make a decision based on what my thoughts are at that moment in time, as it's fair to say that currently emotions are running high in my head at a time like this. xx I can benchpress big weights, so if you want to hate me then hate me for this and not my posting abilities.

I find the people who contribute to b-anter to be the funniest people I have come across, I loved them guys. Apart from that Benham, but he was funny without trying to be funny. Who is your favourite B-antererer? I have a top 5 in my mind, but I don't want to reveal for a bit, as to bring a bit of suspense to TMS xx

I wonder if they talk about cows eating bananas on b-anter? I wonder indeed.... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, what do you guys think? xx

I doubt that i'll be on the VIP list, for I am a stupid little spazmong, but if I am then feel free to signal a way to me of where to go. If not then pretend that I ever said this and when B-anter is mentioned in the future i'll say you're all braindead racists and i've always cringed at the word "B-anter". xx

Ring him/her and put on a really shocking pretend voice, so that they know it's you and tell them that you think that he/she is a bumhole. Hang up and repeat this process until they shout out "STOP RINGING MY PHONE". Then ring up as normal and say "Would you like a cup of tea?" If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a cup of Coffee. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of water. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Orange Squash. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Lemon Juice. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Ribena. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Coca Cola. If they say "no" then go around to their desk with cups of Tea, Coffee, water, orange squash, lemon juice, ribena and Coca Cola saying that you were playing the opposites game and then run off. If they say yes at any point then go around with a pencil and a pencil sharpener holding the sharpener over their head as you sharpen the pencil. LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

I do the following: - Sunbed it up (for free, if I had to pay I wouldn't, as £9 for 9 mins is pointless) - Moisturise - Work out regularly - Shave my armpits and pubes I will think of more over the weekend, keep you on tenterhooks xx

If Sev goes in a few weeks then i'll be there and I will try to smash the ball in Boj's face x

I wish to fly into New York on September 11th. Chortle x

Nope, I was reading the form on the sporting life website my little peanut!! I daren't look at Horses on any Ladbrokes/Corals/Will Hill incase I decide that I know loads about Horses and whack money on stuff!! I had the other days winner and Big Bucks at Cheltenham I think was my last flutter on them woop. I will see what I can do, as the bloke who gets me PS3 & Xbox stuff shall be at the same BBQ as me on Sunday I believe xx