the colonel

Another nail in the skates coffin. The tangerines are in the premier league and all this crap about skates fans will be forgotten as they slide back to obscruity for aother 50 years. Well done Blackpool and good luck next season.

to watch cricket

it wont be long now until AG ****s off to West Ham and he won't even remember where skatesmouth is.

edited to 'wasn't'

Couldn't agree more. I was over-awed when Pardew was appointed but I think he has done a great job. One of the main things I was looking forward to when ML & NC took over was stability. So I really hope this rumour turns out to be a load of bull and that we don't end up turning over managers at the slightest whim.

Perhaps there was something in the progamme about Inigo Calderon going to sign before it being finalised with Brighton and/or the player?!?!

Met him loads of times helped design his house in Wheatley Oxfordshire nearly 20 years ago.

Don't get your hopes up. It's all he has left to keep clutching and clutching and clutching.....

I have never left a match early....ok once but is was Barca' v Milan.....but never a Saints match and never will.

left over cold curry

At New Wembley. Millwall hold the record of 49,000 at the old Wembley

"Avram Grant believes the Premier League should admit they have made mistakes in their treatment of Portsmouth." I think he is spot on and it disgraceful how they have been treated: - the transfer embargo should never have been lifted - the nine points should have been deducted as soon as they went into administration - the £1m fine is nowhere near enough for the way they have disregarded the premiership rules and other clubs. - the current owner has never been through the Fit and Proper Person test - why should they be allowed to play players they clearly can’t afford - they shouldn’t have been allowed to bring in load players when they cant afford to pay the wages of the players they have - why should they be allowed to sell players outside the transfer window? It’s a mess of their own making so why should the rules be ‘bent’ for them? I’m sure there more that could be added. So a message to Avram….just shut the ffuucckk up and stop whinging.

Congratulations for being a total diicckkhhead again. I realise you have to clutch at straws to try and have a pop......but that story is hardly a scratch on your pathetic history of violence. How old was she???? Was it 13 (I think)??? And that is just on your recent history. I applaud you sir, as you never fail to make us laugh at you. You are almost as funny as watching that joke of a football club you support whimper and squirm.

Not received mine yet ordered fairly early. Keep trying the ticket office and keep getting record voice message stating: 'All operators are busy call back later'. So don't rely on getting through to the ticket office. I've just sent an e-mail and hopefully will get a response. Heres Hoping

Clueless gimp.....come on he's not that good

You coming on here never fails to make us laugh.....at you Didn't read any further, probably same drivel different day....go back to your garden.

Why is Sky SPorts MK match preview quoting: 'On-loan midfielder Jason Puncheon will be hoping for a solid display against his parent club.' No he isn't. More poor lazy reporting considering MK weren't his parent club when we bought him as he was on loan to them from Plymouth!! Although he was an MK owned player back in 2004 to 2006.

And there was me thinking that the blue few aren't on here because they have all gone to the match......doh!!

A weakened team two divisions below you.....congratulations.......plank

Write to your MP. Had a similar problem a few years back and wrote to my MP all was sorted in about 72hrs!

Museum of Modern Art (MOMA): If you only ever go to one Art Museum then this is the one to go to. Brilliant. Helicopter flight: take the flight which includes cutting cross Manhatten going up to the Empire State and other buildings. Expensive but worth every penny.

I got speaking to a Chelsea fan and Spurs fan on Friday afternoon and of course the conversation went on to Pompey's plite. They were going on about how big a fan base Pompey have with 18-19k per week. Of course I said but when Saints were in a similar position we were getting approx 30k..........they replied 'yeah ok but thats Southampton'. So I asked them to explain and they both came from the same angle saying that Portsmouth is only a small town and not a major city compared to Southampton so they don't have such a big population to call on. They were most surprised when I said that Southampton only had a population of about 30-40k more than Portsmouth. My point is that we all get a bit thrustrated when punters go on about but the blue few and how big their fan base is. Well I think we are looking at it the wrong way. Rather than comparing the two fan base sizes we should compare them based on perceived size of city. May be just a load of rubbish but thought it was interesting view on the two clubs from two outsiders that I just met for the first time.

It's down to the inbreeding!!

can we have a jokes page? The weather is warming up in Soton but it's -9 in pompey. I'm sure there's alot worse and predicable than that.

We had it outside ST Mary's but then mealt it down.