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He was shocking. Couldn't make my mind up whether he was inept or just cheating. He tried hard to keep them in the game & lets hope he has the same Saturday night as the Leeds fans; a long journey home and plenty of time to dwell on a **** poor performance

And I'm sure oh courageous one that you told them all at the time. Those morons won't be doing that again

Don't think so, bought 3 this morning. I'd imagine we'll have around 1,200

Couldn't give a **** what your opinion is you skate ****. Can't wait till your two bob club & ****e following goes down the pan & we dance on your grave

A bad day. Skates were quiet as **** as usual. They need to be drug tested though as most broke the new 100m sprint record when saints lads got anywhere near

The 300 MK Dons on Tuesday were a lot louder...

Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Put the P*mpey on the top Lob some more skates in the middle Then we'll burn the ****ing lot

Skates are the biggest bunch of bull****ters around. I'd love it to be true as the half time entertainment would go up a notch but as always, they're all talk

To Blue Moon: Blue few, Your time is up, CHEERIO, Poor little skates with no club, Forever in our shadow

H & M, R & C skates are ****ed its clear to see ****e fans, **** ground everyone agrees P*mpey scum are history

£6.57, nice idea, unfortunatley they'd arrive too early and **** off before the event started

You're best off calling tomorrow though as mummy tucks him in under his p*mpey duvet covers at 8pm and he's had a busy week on the phone call front I gather

Hope so but if not a few versus of: W******d is w*nker, he's such a F*cking tw*t We'll shove his bell straight up his *rse and burn his sh*tty hat.

Great, a move to block 1 it is then

Loving all these, good work fellas: Shut them down Inland Revenue and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (to the mrs Robinson Tune) Fratton Park is a future block of flats, future block of flats etc Pompey Scum they owe loads Didn't pay the Tax man what he owes With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone Poor old Pompey need a loan "Blue-Few, you're always standing alone, With **** all fans in your stands, Without a ground of your own" Ohhhh Avram Grant likes Thai girls He likes some Asian fun And when he wants a blow job He heads to Unit One And when he gets his money he heads to Horton Heath A quick massage, a quick rub down and gentle hand relief! Westwood is w*nker, he's such a F*cking tw*t We'll shove his bell straight up his *rse then we'll burn his sh*tty hat. Plus the Hollow, Hollow one and 'Who's that standing outside Fratton' Plenty of time to work on a few more :-)

That's the best bet. Different to the usual efforts and nice and simple so should catch on easily

Thanks for the updates Tim, top man

Superb mate, enjoyed that!

Boom boom boom let me hear you say Waigo......

Considering I'm their Uncle, they've got **** all chance of turning out to be skates as well you know ;-)

Not quite how I saw it. Didn't see how it started by the time I got back to the KA at the end of the game but they certainly didn't seem to help themselves. There was more than four and a couple kept coming back over the railings mouthing off and ended up getting a bit of a pasting. They were then followed back towards town by quite a few so I'd imagine it didn't end there

Yeah lets get rid, he's had his chance. Who do you think we should appoint next and how long should we give him??

Glad it wasn't just me then