Loyal Saint

Thanks for posting that mate, sounds superb. Couldn’t give a toss that it’s been ‘adapted’. A decent song for Pochettino coupled with a reminder that the skates are managed by a bloke whose biggest previous managerial job was AFC Newbury. Top effort fellas

Feel free Sir. Warning though, be prepared for the jackanory tales of the peoples republic of portsea pikeys big day out in the big smoke

So apart from getting the run around by Millwall, BWP taking the ****, a pitch invasion which was more camp than a Village People reunion and Oldham winning, its been a good start for the new regime

It's not. Giving it the sulky billy big ******** from a senior member of the squad annoys me somewhat though

He was aiming for the Northam apparently

No second team, just anyone playing against the skates. I do enjoy the local plastics getting upset as well though; United, Spurs and Liverpool fans particularly make me cringe/ laugh, so any side playing against them. Have a lot of time for Rangers but not what I’d call a second team

Wasn't that bad but expected better, didn't think much of skates either. Until we have all the vocal support in one stand it will remain the same, not bad but could be better. This sets the tone as well; took my 6 yr old today and as such got in the ground quite early and had to endure the idiot with the mic getting people to jump up and down to wave and win this that and the other. Ten minutes before kick off we've still got the same tit trying to dish out a copy of fifa 12 while the knobhead on the pa is going through his 80's album collection. Its a derby you tossers, you're employed by the club to help generate an atmosphere not kill it! Saints related music as the players come out maybe, just a crazy idea! Rangers have 3 or 4 songs, penny arcade etc as they approach kick off and we have some late 90s club **** and the **** with mic announcing who's won a copy of the ps3 fifa 12 ffs! Help us out!

Hopefully this: We're Southampton Champions Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh...

Get in! Great news

Just had a quick look on that football rumours site for the first time and my word we are going to be busy. Here’s just a few of the players you can expect to see in the famous red & white soon: Alan Smith, James Beattie, George Boyd, CMS, Neil Danns, Nathaniel Clyne, Giles Barnes, Jimmy Bullard, Surman, Brian Howard, David Jones- Wolves, Scott Sinclair, Chris Burke, Jack Cork, Vokes & Kightly on loan from Wolves, Norris, Nugent, Lukas Juktiewitz, Puncheon/ Matt Phillips swop deal, Martin Waghorn- Leicester, Marlon Harewood, Junior Stanislas loan from West Ham, Kevin Phillips (unlikely but wife loves the area) So there you go. Must be at least one that’s correct out of that lot.....

Just donated. Great effort organising all this Mike, thanks very much mate

Follow, Follow - Rangers Keep right on- Birmingham City Goodnight Irene- Bristol Rovers Swansea O Swansea- can't remember the team The Lord's my Shepherd- West Brom

West Broms' 'The lords my shepherd' always sounds impressive. Original and a good effort but don't think they changed the words to anything about their club and stick with: The Lord's my shepherd, I'll not want; He makes me down to lie In pastures green; he leadeth me The quiet waters by (The West Brom etc) What about: The Saints, my shepherd, I’ll not want; Southampton until I die To Saint Mary’s; Oh leadeth me To follow our famous side (Southampton, Southampton)

If only we had your messiah Glenn in charge. Tranmere away wouldn't be a problem surely

My issue with Fuller wasn't so much his performances for us but the way he gobbed off for 90 minutes on his return to SMS. Actually it wasn't 90 minutes as the stroppy tart was taken off before the end with 'Fuller ****' ringing in his ears

Best, Fuller, Jones, Phillips, Cranie, in that order

Sorry to hear that mate, hope your lad's alright. On the plus side its character building and he'll get loads more attention from the birds this week ;-)

Well I didn't find it funny when one of their ringleaders challenged me and arranged a meet at bingo next week. I just can't afford to pay for her blue rinse

Thanks mate. Good work!

What a total and utter over the top farce this all is. The jail terms are ****ing ridiculous, as was the OB decision to let fans out at the same time, as was their cushy number of trawling through hours and hours of footage at tax payers expense The whole thing stinks. Plenty of skates were lobbing missiles yet no punishment received. In fact I don’t remember too many Leeds fans getting locked up for throwing missiles at SMS and that was inside the ground. Best wishes to the fellas involved

I wasn't actually going to pay up front this season as getting my son one for the first time as well. The installment plans not on offer so I'll now do it another way ie credit card. It's not a great decision by the club in my opinion but it's also not as big a drama as some are making out

The decision has been made it would seem so there's no chance of negotiating a compromise for this season. Seems a strange one to me if I'm honest but on the other side of things we've come a long way in 12 months and I'm more than happy to go along with what they decide compared to the unthinkable of not so long ago. Suspect they'll go back to the installment plan for next season and in the meantime credit card it is

Unbelievable all this. This time last year it was looking very much like the end of Southampton FC. If someone had said in 12 months time the biggest thing you'll have to worry about with Saints is a lack of an installment plan policy on ST's then I think I might just have taken that. Yes it could have been handled/managed better but lets keep in perspective and remember how we've moved on as a club in the last 12 months and not try to jeopardise that progress

Have you still got 2 for sale mate? We've only received 6 out of the seven we ordered & not sure I'll have time to get to SMS in the morning to get a replacement and make the 9.42 train from Eastleigh. Another mate needs the second if still available?

A true story as opposed to your usual stories. Your stories are worse than Storrie's stories.