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Only 20 mins out. Close enough.

Ooh you tease!

Thanks SR, THIS is your legacy...

Gregg?

Passive press. Is that a bit like a chocolate fireguard? Or non-stick glue?

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

Don't be silly. Sulemana is obviously in as a 3rd CB, duh!

We're definitely an Embarrassment. And I'd like to see Russ driving in his car - anywhere away from Southampton would do.

Yeah it comes across as extreme control freak behaviour, as if he doesn't trust the players to do their jobs and he's the only one who knows what to do. A bit like my wife is in the kitchen when I'm trying to cook.

Pointing out that JS falls way short of the required qualities to be captain of a PL team is not "slaughtering" FFS. Get a grip you drama queen.

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If we could just get someone who can see that JS is absolutely not captain material then that would be a great start.

So he's completely ignored the fact that only about a minute before they did score, we very nearly gave away a goal by giving it away in our own box from a short pass out from Lumley, in an almost carbon copy of Chelsea's second goal on Wednesday. Like we've been doing all fucking season because of his 'philosophy'. But yeah, let's blame the fans. Fuck off Martin you colossal prick.

So, to the 41 people who voted no... Do you still stand by that or have you changed your minds yet?

Exactly this. Villa were poor at times and made plenty of errors of their own. But, despite that, Martinez had probably the easiest game of his entire career. We didn't test him once. That's just shocking, and unforgivable.

I think I'm done. Following your football team is supposed to be fun, but SR and Russ have sucked every last bit of joy out of watching Saints, and I'm just numb to it now. I don't think I can stomach watching another weak, insipid performance like today's again. We're so toothless, I've seen newborn babies with more bite. Thanks Russ, thanks Rasmus. You've made me fall out of love with the team I've followed for 35 years.

If the pic I've seen is genuine, that doesn't look survivable 😥

He should count himself fucking lucky that's all the fans at the ground gave. If memory serves, it only took about 5 or 6 games for Jones to get the "your football is shit" chants. Why is Russ not getting the same treatment?

What did he say?

Still, looking at the positives... Nope, sorry. I've got nothing.

Armstrong has been so, so poor today. How he hasn't been subbed off yet is completely beyond me.

That's probably the excuse Russ will trot out isn't it.

Where are our subs? Why the fuck is Armstrong still on the pitch?