Dibden Purlieu Saint

It would be one hell of a coincidence...either I am an amazing Twitterererererer, or I am ITK...

You were proven to be LYING though!! I swear on my little girls life that I did not hear this rumour prior to me making it up.

Lol, don't think so somehow!! I picked him as I tend to try and sign him on FM when I get the chance, just picked a very random player who fit closely with the Coutinho profile. Very happy to see it in the Mail!!

He wouldn't be that much imho.

Pedro Leon on loan from Real...

We were never actually interested in Michu, was agent talk.

Oh dear...

So?

Rossi is at Fiorentina?

What do I win guys? From my head to a proper media outlet in 4 and a half hours.

I was, always posted under this username...

This is the most fun game ever.

@ScrubTacticsReuters sports editor @ossianshine says #saintsfc are in for Roberto Firmino, backing up @sim2kuk's report. #dealon

Manchester Evening News reporting that Thorpie the Sinner is on his way to Macclesfield Town after agreeing a fee with Southampton #macclesfieldfc #saintsfc

People having a go at him for not crediting me as the source. Oh seriously, this is brilliant.

Who's Connor Armstrong? He's telling everyone it's fake. Spoilsport.

Brilliant, hahaha. Amazing what people will believe without even checking!

Check the Football365 blog, I have just put the Chaplow one on there...

Doing one about Roberto Firmino... @sim2kuk, can people retweet?

Isn't the Spurs thing a windup?

No way to talk about Sandra.

Whores...

Bastard has my favourite car as well. Legend.

Not with us I wager...

Free transfer wasn't he?