The name has got to appease every one:
The well dressed, untraditional but dynamic replica shirt wearing, optimistic but realistic, champions league and relegation fodder, 50,000 sized stadium, no catchment area but have all the support south of London, bigger than Everton but smaller than Rangers, Foam hand wearing, Steeeeve Clap Clap Saints of Southampton.
I think it's got a nice ring to it,