Whitey Grandad

They were a long way off decent.

No it wouldn't. Would have given offside for the first goal though.

More of the same please.

If it ain't broke...

What we absolutely don't need right now is another substitute.

We are making hard work of this.

Only two hands though.

They weren't penalties. Nowhere near.

By Stephens.

Best not to.

Your wish...

Talking of postage stamps, I have a booklet of old-style stamps without the barcode. I would have thought the simplest way to exchange them for new would have been to walk into a Post Office but no, you have to download a form, print it off and post the stamps off to some obscure Freepost address.

Second class, wasn't it. I went to the appointment because I had a phone call before but the NHS could have save themselves the postage.

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... Here's one for the forum developers. I had a warning that I was posting too quickly and that I should try again in 12 seconds. Then 12 seconds. Then 12 seconds. ...

I'm surprised you even stay awake.

When a letter posted on the 26th arrives on the 30th telling you that you have an appointment on the 28th.

Those things are weird. I was in San Francisco for a couple of days in early December and I wondered what they were at first. My impression was that they are just about OK if the situation is normal and expected and provided that all their sensors are operating. Then a couple of weeks later I heard tgat this had happened. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c36zdxl41jro

My apologies. I wasn't actually promoting either concept, merely point out the incompatibility.

A goal every two games does not equate with going long spells without scoring.

Percentage of shots? Means nothing in isolation. Maybe he creates more opportunities for shots than others but is not as clinical as top level strikers? That could be why he was not as effective in the Premier League?

They don't. It's all done automatically by an algorithm that 'supposedly' compares the opportunity with database of what it considers to be similar historical examples. No human beings were involved in the generation of these figures.

Blame Ryanair. And Easyjet. And...