Whitey Grandad

Ignore the fall. The keeper was deliberately blocked off. The German player ignored the ball and was only intent on stopping the keeper from getting to it.

Heimreisen

More entertaining than the match.

Ausgezeichnet

If only the Germans had a word for schadenfreude.

Unbelievable

These commentators seem to have a strong pro Germany bias.

Meh. Keeper was deliberately blocked.

Hardly a Dibble really.

But then would you have been able to buy it? We got out of London in 1971 and moved to Hampshire for a better life.

It's not their money.

Do you mean 'invest' or do you mean 'subsidise'? I see precious little scope for a return on investment.

That's a bit more than I was prepared to pay to be honest.

That's a good point. I forgot about renewing my membership.

Or sProuts

For a moment there I thought it was the start of a joke 😒

"Hoist with his own petard" is a quote from Hamlet. In this instance a Petard is a small explosive device, a type of bomb. The name ultimately derives from the French for fart, as you have said.

You have to ask yourself 'who kicked whom'

More like League one.

Not a penalty. Foul to South Africa. It was their defender that got kicked.

For the benefit of clarity, I wasn't being serious.

We only had ten minutes to prepare for it.

The punishment was excessive.

Dad abuse.

The only time that they don't take a touch first is when they're in plenty of space andvthey ping the ball straight back to the defence.