Whitey Grandad

As my business partner used to say, "You can stop whenever you want to, but why should you?" (Lung cancer killed him at the age of 64)

The solution is simple. Make sure that our chicken nuggets are the worst in the world. What do you mean, "They already are"?

Wot an uninspiring player.

https://youtu.be/sw8ZL_gcTSM?is=NvK8Tuvd8LGx3S3U?t=1m50s

Unconvincing, but who cares?

He's good. He's fecking brilliant.

"Attacking not really his skill set"

Only just. But enough.

I don't believe it.

Both full of shit.

Maybe they're tensing up.

Walking football now.

He wasn't actually tripped, was he?

Our defenders are just a loose bunch of players. No cohesion. No shape. No structure. Playing like an under 8 side.

England keep kicking the ball straight at him.

We're going to lose this aren't we?

Is the mandarin your Chinese servant?

So 1 out of 10 it isn't.

Two footed dive. Double tuck with pike. Or something.

What's with all this 'kick the ball straight at the player standing right in front of you' ?

Or transfusions of oxygenated blood during the hydration breaks.

When the tide comes in slowly it's still called a flood.

Piles of money.

The position of the ball is not relevant to the obstruction. The keeper was blocked off from going for the ball.

There's a reason that they got rich.