Whitey Grandad

6.38% higher actually.

Is this behaviour defined anywhere, or is it at the whim of the commission and/or Steve Gibson?

His head was offside too.

We didn't break any FA rules.

Good. Can we play at being the victims now?

FIFA innit. Cheats? No, never.

As my business partner used to say, "You can stop whenever you want to, but why should you?" (Lung cancer killed him at the age of 64)

The solution is simple. Make sure that our chicken nuggets are the worst in the world. What do you mean, "They already are"?

Wot an uninspiring player.

https://youtu.be/sw8ZL_gcTSM?is=NvK8Tuvd8LGx3S3U?t=1m50s

Unconvincing, but who cares?

He's good. He's fecking brilliant.

"Attacking not really his skill set"

Only just. But enough.

I don't believe it.

Both full of shit.

Maybe they're tensing up.

Walking football now.

He wasn't actually tripped, was he?

Our defenders are just a loose bunch of players. No cohesion. No shape. No structure. Playing like an under 8 side.

England keep kicking the ball straight at him.

We're going to lose this aren't we?

Is the mandarin your Chinese servant?

So 1 out of 10 it isn't.

Two footed dive. Double tuck with pike. Or something.