Whitey Grandad

Just live of Pisco Sours.

I'm looking at spending a few days there next January as a precursor to going on to Argentina and sailing back to Southampton so I'd be in in what you decide. From what I can tell you need to spend a few days at altitude to acclimatise before doing anything too strenuous, maybe in Cusco. Book your Machu Pichu slot whilst you can. I've found this company but I don't know if they're any good. I haven't spoken to them yet. www.llamatravel.com

Piss & Off

Where were we at Christmas last year?

One down. Now let's get the rest of the ducks in a row.

Good for you. I can't go back to any place where we were happy.

Thanks. It's for my daughter and her family really. I'm only going along to carry the wallet.

Where's there's brass there's muck.

More Ed Sheeran perhaps.

Then there's an agenda.

What have I done? 😲

I bet they'll blame the pensioners and baby boomers.

I sincerely hope they do. I haven't been on a P&O cruise for years but I'm going on one in August 🫣

I seem to remember that it was from the infamous WhatsApp banter. Who knows? Maybe whoever it was just wanted an Eastleigh top for his nephew? There is some sloppy journalism around. I read recently that Salt didn't want to "go to Ipswich". I've also seen a report that Eastleigh might be in trouble with the EFL for giving video footage of Ipswich training to Southampton. It's all clickbait.

I think he's a better bet than Downs.

Strange... If all you need is a snippet then that needs binoculars or enquiries rather than a distant phone. Just standing innocently watching with your hands in your pockets might be enough.

I think we had to own up to them because they were mentioned in the WhatsApp records.

We weren't caught on the other two occasions, we were grassed up. Neither Ipswich nor Oxford were aware of anything until the EFL hearing.

Keep the gang together and go again.

Maybe. But he's our psychopath.

Yep.

Indeed. Despite the forensic exhumations.

The EFL have no control over what happens on the field of play. These events are a matter for the FA.

It's just occurred to me that the way he's holding his phone means that the camera lenses are up against the tree which is blocking his field of view. It looks more posed than real.

Indeed. If Winnie is not smart enough to appreciate that he shouldn't have got involved then he's not smart enough to take part in decisions of such importance.