Whitey Grandad

I've always liked him. Strikes the ball well. A proper footballer. Probably never going to be a top international but one of the first on your team sheet.

We can take them. As Shakespeare wrote in Henry V, "If we are mark’d to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour."

I tried that once but I couldn't close the door.

With a nasty cough like that you can't possibly go to work 😜

That usually works the other way.

Bugger. That means I shall miss it.

Yes, weird. I suppose that the last two rounds are at Wembley makes a difference.

They seem rather pleased with themselves. I'm surprised they've still got the energy.

I saw somewhere that Arsenal were blaming the wind. He should keep off the onions.

Please don't ruin it. The last thing we need now is the kiss of death.

Well bugger me backwards with a bargepole. I wasn't expecting that. So three visits to Wembley this year?

Walls don't have any relatives.

And no injuries.

But how fast was the wall going?

Not quite. One hand but a few thousand hairs. But I've got no sympathy. If you're going to have a ponytail then it's asking to get pulled.