Whitey Grandad

You can't afford to stand still. Besides, a moving target is harder to hit. 😊 I shall be on a cruise ship.

Not if you don't look at it

Just live of Pisco Sours.

I'm looking at spending a few days there next January as a precursor to going on to Argentina and sailing back to Southampton so I'd be in in what you decide. From what I can tell you need to spend a few days at altitude to acclimatise before doing anything too strenuous, maybe in Cusco. Book your Machu Pichu slot whilst you can. I've found this company but I don't know if they're any good. I haven't spoken to them yet. www.llamatravel.com

Piss & Off

Where were we at Christmas last year?

One down. Now let's get the rest of the ducks in a row.

Good for you. I can't go back to any place where we were happy.

Thanks. It's for my daughter and her family really. I'm only going along to carry the wallet.

Where's there's brass there's muck.

More Ed Sheeran perhaps.

Then there's an agenda.

What have I done? 😲

I bet they'll blame the pensioners and baby boomers.

I sincerely hope they do. I haven't been on a P&O cruise for years but I'm going on one in August 🫣