Whitey Grandad

I hope we've paid him enough 😉

Or walk around Trafalgar Square for five minutes waving his phone in the air. Then resetting it remotely as soon as it's stolen. Or get a mate to steal it from you.

Or breach of privacy?

Has the individual been positively identified yet?

The phone call could have gone like this: "Hi Southampton FC. It's Will. Will Salt. Don't you remember me? I used to analyse the opposition teams for you. Anyway, I'm standing on this grassy knoll and I can see Middlesbrough training. Is there anything about it that you'd be interested in?" "What do you mean it's less than 72 hours to the next game? Oh shit! I thought it was Wednesday. Bloody Bank Holidays." "OK. Sorry to bother you. I must run and get changed now. Some people are after me"

If he was no longer employed then he was "on his own".

The rules apply to club employees only. Anyone else is free to observe their proceedings if they're visible from a public space. I believe this golf course is "open to the public" whatever that implies. In the 1960s we used to live in North Enfield and my dad would often go to Cheshunt to watch Spurs training sessions. They were open then.

Nobody's going to change it for you.

That's my take on it. We would normally have 14 days to respond. I cannot see how that can be reduced without our agreement, tacit or otherwise.

I don't think we have accepted it. We have acknowledged it which is not the same.

That has been deleted but in any case the profile is written and maintained by the principal.

Yeah. And they never buy a round.

Thanks. I'm upright and still warm to the touch. And my PSA level is down to 0.42 after three months of hormones.

As in most walks of life, timing is everything.

Me too. My bins were emptied today instead of yesterday.