Whitey Grandad

17,000,000,000 seems to be an incredibly exact figure. What are the chances of that?

To make crop circles of course. Yes, I know it's a long way to come just to create a bit of mischief but we do have the bestest wheat fields in the universe.

I think he's too tense. Maybe he feels under pressure.

I had lunch on a boat restaurant in Balaclava Harbour. It’s not much more than a small inlet and was a ridiculously poor choice for the British to choose as their base. Cardigan used his own yacht for sleeping on most of the time and is reported to have dined on board her after The Charge.

I'm not exactly clear how Archer alone is responsible for conceding three goals.

Our special day was yesterday the 12th. It was 60 years ago on that Saturday that my wife and I first met at a disco in Barnet High Street only we didn't call them discos in those days. We were both still sixteen years old. Tomorrow my cruise is calling into Rio for the day. I don't know. Valentine's Day and in the middle of Carnival. How bloody inconsiderate 🙄

Nor the French who covered our retreat at the Charge of the Light Brigade.

We were so bad that we only scored four against them.

"Wingless Wonders"

First was deflected.

And we've done the double over them. They'll be shaking in their boots on Saturday.

Well done lads. I just wish I hadn't wasted 45 minutes of my life following the game on here. No, I don't really 😊

That's obviously who they were missing.

Last night in Buenos Aires. I join my ship tomorrow ba k to Barcelona. I don't normally drink much but... What the f**k!

I might just go at sit outside quietly and have a beer. It's a beautiful evening here. Not dark yet and about 30º