Whitey Grandad

Against different opposition.

Those 5 points are in relation to teams that will change as the season progresses. Basically you are comparing us to a position which represents the best of a large number of possible teams and not one specific team. 5 points in 36 is less than 0.139 of a point per game.

But also scoring fewer.

It's only October. Such interpretations are futile.

It's a good thing that you didn't then.

I thought it was McDonald's

Virgil Van Dyke

That's exactly what I thought. Certainly not a yellow card.

I noticed that too. Did Larin actually wave an imaginary card? I didn't think so from the other side of the stadium and annoyingly my recording at home used the wrong Sky channel and stopped at half time.

Second was an obvious booking. A petulant shirt tug.

Not really. Got the ball first but the follow through took out the attacker.

"Played for them once" but he was with them for an extended period, at least half a season.

He'd have no future.

Plenty of EU money was spent on our roads.

Again? We tried that last week.