Whitey Grandad

Haven't we? Acknowledging the charges is not the same as accepting them.

You can't sack someone who doesn't work for you.

Any new information from them would extend the 14 day response period.

Indeed. But belief and proof are never seen in the same room together.

We were the only ones playing Middlesbrough two days later. The timing of all this stinks and that stink is coming from the North East.

Why should they bother?

By many clubs.

Just today?

Is that for real?

That might catch on. Where can I buy one? (In my size of course)

Trousers is Bungle. There is no other explanation.

Nonsense. I referee every match I watch. Either from the stands or my armchair. 😇 Besides, I'm nearly 77 years old and not as young as I used to be.

Neither was anywhere near a penalty in my opinion. Which, let's be honest, is the only one that really matters. 😊 In a match of this significance no referee is going to give either of those.

I can picture the scene now. Bald man with an eyepatch sitting in a chair and stroking a big white cat. "Come in Mr. Salt. I've been expecting you."

In the Northern Hemisphere, of course.