Whitey Grandad

Virgil Van Dyke

That's exactly what I thought. Certainly not a yellow card.

I noticed that too. Did Larin actually wave an imaginary card? I didn't think so from the other side of the stadium and annoyingly my recording at home used the wrong Sky channel and stopped at half time.

Second was an obvious booking. A petulant shirt tug.

Not really. Got the ball first but the follow through took out the attacker.

"Played for them once" but he was with them for an extended period, at least half a season.

He'd have no future.

Plenty of EU money was spent on our roads.

Again? We tried that last week.

Is that golfily legal?

We don't do clean sheets.

Squashed fly biscuits? Nobody has ever proven to me that they aren't.

Dry run innit.

Why don't you ask him?

Spoiler alert!