Denzil

The 'Jamie' thread on NSC is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Would love to see it happen to one of those tramps.

That was f*cking hilarious. I'm not sure what was funnier, the game or the comments coming through at the bottom!

When are we going to get rid of Carling? It is absolutely vile.

This one is starting to shape up quite well. http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=438804

Please tell me you are taking the p!ss.

Ha ha ha.

Man Utd, Spurs and Reading.

No, not 'woosh'. We have plenty of deluded fans who think he'll be on the next plane to Soton. Threads like these just make us look like idiots.

There's no way he will come here, shut this thread down, it's an embarrassment.

Bedsheets with 'HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY JAYDON' written on, hung up by the road side. Usually on a roundabout. Makes my skin crawl.

Swansea away.

You really are a tool.

Totally agree. I've considered moving to the Itchen, but being sat under the Police control room hardly fills me with excitement.

Dark red CP Company multi pocket goggle jacket Black Levis 501's Calvin Klein boxers Pringle socks White Lyle and Scott polo Black Adidas LA's. FACT.

Looks like a mental hospital's day out.

Nugent will probably be booting the ball in his own goal multiple times.

Coventry or Watford.

I think we should chant "on the pitch on the pitch on the pitch" and then boo the handful of supporters who made it, like we did against Southend.

A couple ran on the pitch and I didn't even notice. Get over it you tarts.

We have a winner.

Relegate them.

"Hurry up and die."

Stop dragging up old thread you mongs.

Who the f*ck is laughing now.

Why do you want to go dressed like one of the Village People?