Denzil

Put an enormous bowl of food and water down in the kitchen and clean up any mess when you get back.

If we don't clear 30,000 it will be a joke. Some of our fans need to have a good long look in the mirrior and see where their priorites lie.

I was there.

Attention seeker.

I remember Meridian talking about us signing Lineker circa 1993.

That sounds like a decent job, man up.

About ten years ago me and Stu had a job weighing chickens somewhere near Reading. It was great we got covered in chicken **** for about £4 an hour.

Hi Georgie. xx

I like the bird from Ashes to Ashes, proper slut bag. Maybe one of you clever people could get a photo of her on here for me.

I agree, shaking a fence and throwing a few bottle lids should carry a lifetime ban from every football stadium in the world.

Don't worry Georgie I've seen you on FB and you're well fit. What you up to tonight? xx

You sound like a right laugh. I bet there's never a dull moment in your house. WAC.

It probably wasn't the greatest idea to take your children to that game.

Your quoting facilitty is ****.

This.

I'm defo going to get one. SMS will be proper intimidating.

I'm going to get one, let's turn SMS into a cauldron of noise. And I'll happily fill in anyone who tries stealing my vuvuzela.

Bit before my time but my workmate Steve Lancaster always tells me about them, anyone of you lot know him?

Orient at home, win 1-0.

Will they get block 42 in The Northam End?

Should have played Scott Carson instead.

I always thought Bradley was a spotty teenager.

Name and shame.

I hang around down there.

Pathetic.