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Matthew Le Tissier

I think the point of the question was which do you prefer on your women?

It did surprise me to see the Jets investing big money in him. Granted, he's taken the Jets to the play-offs twice but he looked poor in the season just ended.

Mark Sanchez has just signed a big-money contract extension so that rules Peyton Manning out of a move to the Jets.

34, live in Solihull. Born'n'bred in Widnes (north-west, between Liverpool and Manchester, not really a hot-bed of football!) Never had any connections to the city of Southampton... I didn't choose Saints... Saints chose me! (with a little help from MLT) Started following them around 91'/'92 season, first trip to the Dell was summer 1994 (during a family holiday) Saved my pocket money for months and spent over £100 in the club shop... the next day we signed Bruce Grobbelaar! Haven't been to a lot of games over the years, but spent many an hour sat in front of teletext on the final game of the season during the 90's, watching relegation dog-fights unfolding one page-refresh at a time!

Well I ROFL'd

I found it more effective to stare at her t1ts for 10s, rather than her nose...

You know, when you went in the toilet after your dad had been for a crap, it smelt of man-poo... now mine smell like man-poo too ...

...your poos smell like the ones your dad used to do when you were a child...

Embedded software developer in the automotive industry, specialising in electric power steering systems for "niche" vehicles such as this... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?35316-mclaren-mp4-12c

The most exciting thing I got for Christmas was a new kettle (which I have to add I'm delighted with!)

Nice to see Paul Sturrock still manages to get to the odd Saints match...

Bend it like Beckham

Balls of Fury

So when you see a defender "shielding" the ball out of play for a goal kick (which probably happens in almost every match at some point or another) he's technically committing obstruction if there's an attacking player trying to get to the ball? Don't think I've ever seen a free-kick given in that situation...

Nice car... the power-assisted steering is particularly sweet, if I may say so myself

It was you, wasn't it?

Tomy Electronic football, or something like that? Superb fun, although I remember that the footballs were tiny, so much time was spent looking for the football under furniture after a wayward long-range shot :-( Also had Test Match Cricket (with the bowler who used a piece of gutter to bowl the ball!) and Cup Final (3-a-side football with a spring-kicking action, goalies who could throw the ball and a football made up of black and white hexagons) Good times, good times...

Send it back to Nokia for repair.

I'm disgusted by all these Fatima Whitbred jokes... that's someone's son for crying out loud!

18 to go to uni, back home for 3 months at 21 between finishing degree and starting job, at which point moved down to the Midlands at 21 and been fending for myself ever since then (13 years)

You won a 6-3 thriller against my Seahawks a couple of weeks back, so not all doom and gloom for the Browns!

What an absolutely bonkers stand the Milton was (in its various incarnations)!

Fixed it for you

Hull City climbing from League 2 to 6th in the Premiership in a fairly short space of time... and Bradford City heading in the opposite direction at a similar rate of knots!