The King

£150 car tyres £230 Car loan £100 rent (live with parents still...hence price)

Si is in! For those that dont know who im talking about:

Number 3 is a man Number 5 looks slightly like wayne rooneys mrs. Number 7 would have a nice 'egg shell finish' fanny Number 8 brazilian Number 9..what a ****ing munter!! Number 10 another man Number 13's head is not real..super imposed. Number 15 is a cannibal and clearly eats babies Number 17 LOL@ginger although she'd be 'dirt' in bed Number 18 would have a really sweaty muff Number 22 strangely looks like someone i went to school with Numbers 11 & 19 would most certainly get my love truncheon

I'm in

Friday - Nothing Saturday - Laid in bed all day then went to oceana and got v drunk Sunday - Woke up hanging and went to moors valley to do the 'go ape' thing theyve got down there. It was awesome! Definately recommend it.

Juan:

Juan HTH Tonight - Make love to the first thing that i see. Saturday - Watch leather sphere roll around on grass then get drunk, Sunday - Some tree swinging activity at Moors Valley. All i know is that it involves climbing on bridges and swinging on rope.

Im in!

Tonight - Probably stay in. Cant be assed to do anything Saturday - Watch England, get drunk!! Sunday - Play football with SFW'ers

26/35

Loads of fitties go to my gym. They go to maintain there hot bodies. Tbf there are more fat moose's but there are still alot of fitties.

OR Hart Zabaleta Richards Dunne Ball SWP Elano Kompany Petrov Jo Robinho (Robinho playing off of Jo)

Vaginal discharge

Ive just bought a new ball so at least we wont have to make do with the netto sphere thing.

All way too fat for me!!

I have 7 white england shirts if you want to borrow one?

6 turned up and we had no ball. Yeah im in this week.

Best game ive watched in a long time. One touch football was awesome to watch and very effective. Excellent defensive display, which im not normally used to from saints. Bart only had to make 1 save all game (from what i can remember). Credit to the whole team for an amazing display of quality football. Cant wait til the next game.

Tonight - Not alot. Might beat one off! Saturday - Nothing in the day. Out in Reading for teh evening for mates BDay. Sunday - Play footy with fellow forum users Monday - Get my bum hole bleached Tuesday - Thorpe Park

Yep, the things people will do when they are bored eh!!

Morning Gentlemen, I might be there. Depends if im in a fit state. Going out for a mates bday in Reading saturday night so I expect to feel like **** Sunday.

I have my opinion on who are generally the better players (Ive got 4 in mind). Im not going to give names as they may get big headed :-) (they prob know who they are anyway). I will say that they were all on the same team yesterday though and it definately showed. I think our team had about 4 shots on goal to your 30 lol Its all good though, just mix it up a bit next week.

Friday - round GF's Saturday - Lazed about the house all day. Went round Scotts...got drunk Sunday - Played football

Ok game. I think we should try and make the teams a bit fairer in future though.

'The Paedophiles' would be more fitting for your team! :-)