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Not from me. I'm following the lead of our great leader Dave 'hug a hoodie' Cameron. Tonight flashlight in hand, I'm off to jizz on a gypo.

The Bart man should play 'in the hole.' I did my coaching badges with wigley and led bitterne boys u14's to a glorious fifth placed finish in the tyros. Don't even think about questioning my opinion which I have kindly presented to you as fact, lest you wake up with a knife in your eye.

On the BBC news the other day the reporter said there was a 'fantastic' photo of the car bomb that had exploded in Oslo. I wondered what was so fantastic about it.

Well obviously not all the time and he may be a different player now but in general if he had been given a run in his natural position he would have been decent for us.

143. Suck it!

Skacel was good but played out of position by burley.

One header and that's the start of it. One header and now he's a part of it Now he's done it Jemal fix it for you and you and you and ba ba ba!

It was my avatar first.

I know I am. One day closer to death and this is my crowning achievement for the day.

He knows better than Gorkss himself.

On the contrary. It's the only benchmark that truly matters.

I didn't want him but your comment has certainly persuaded me.

Apparently one of the best defenders in the npc last year. Get him in!

Didn't say anything about Maynard though. It's happening.

What is he like?

Is Maynard gay then? Are you starting a rumour that we are dressing Pulis in lingerie and delivering him to the Maynard mansion to entice Nicky down south? We must be told.

What would be even more boring would be to call you boring for calling someone else boring for calling you boring.

MLG's favourite colour is grey. A specific shade of grey though, he will tell you which if you ask him.

Well if you want to be pedantic, it does mean something.

Barney will smash the NPC in its stupid face with a glass.

I have carved 'Maynard' in my arm with a ballpoint in preperation.

Just Mike needs discipline. IT teachers crave it.

I'll jizz in your eye instead. Smart ass.

How dare you questions shane's credibility. You're heading for a stabbing.

And stabbed. Preferably in the face.