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For me it's the MK Donald Duckers (MK Dons for short). Sums them up both in name and rhyming slang. Anyone else got anything better than Franchise FC?

Sammy Lee - the worst player ever to wear a Saints shirt. Still makes me cringe today to see that fat little ginger f####er in the famous stripes.

Well the baseball season starts again today. With a regular season of 162 games (they pretty much play every day until the end of September) it is definitely a game where you need a strong squad. My money is on the Cincinnati Reds @ 25/1. They had a good season last year and have not lost any of their star players in the close-season. Chapman to be the killer closer. From the AL? I think the Chicago White Sox may surprise a few people. The team to suck the most? The Cards. Their time is up. Anyway - looking forward to the season. THROW A SLIDER MATE!!!!

He's pushing it a bit with that one. Can't you still be hanged for treason? Good song though. I like it.

Relegation battle = rather have the 5 points Promotion battle = rather have the 3 games in hand

He's a diving, moaning little cry baby sh#tbag. Can't abide him. Hopefully the refs will book him for diving in the area (as he surely will umpteen times in front of the kop). I bet they bottle it and just give the pen or wave play on though....

David Cameron (like 99.9% of all other politicians) is a bellend. String the lot of them up.

http://www.hopewiser.com/proximity-search/ This is quite a handy page. For my old UK postcode: 4.19 miles L1 Southampton Football Club 20.07 miles L2 AFC Bournemouth 20.24 miles PR Portsmouth Football Club 39.04 miles L2 Aldershot Town FC 40.98 miles CH Reading Football Club 46.28 miles L1 Swindon Town Football 51.97 miles L1 Yeovil Town Football Club 57.46 miles L1 Wycombe Wanderers Football Club 59.01 miles L1 Brighton and Hove Albion Football Club 61.03 miles CH Bristol City Football Club (plus it reminds why I've never given a flying one about rugby - Bath at 50 miles being the closest!)

Not on my TV guide it ain't!

Funny in any language. I gotta try this on someone. Fair play to the mush on the left for keeping a straight face as he whacks the sucker in the middle! [video=youtube;0vqUdC-8nFY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vqUdC-8nFY

Move to the west coast of the USA. Game starts at 7am and team sheets available about 6am. That's pretty early.

Past - Suburban Filth (Legendary Punk band from the Totton area - sadly no longer playing) Present - Haywire

I'm waiting for the Ipad 5. I've heard it will have a real keyboard, USB ports & you'll be able to stand it up without having to hold it. It's gonna be so cool... Seriously (without getting into some nerd slanging match) just what the hell is the point of an iPad? I like technology but have not found one single reason why I would need something like an iPad.

LOL - that Vegas heat is rotting your brain. The guide said Montpellier v Toulouse in Ligue 1 and you read it as Blackburn v Saints from 1995. Amazing! If Saints end up in the play-off final (I'd half take that at the mo) then hopefully it'll get shown over here. Not sure I'd wanna watch that with any locals though - they probably wouldn't understand the tension. You could just see the other team scoring from 30 yards and someone saying (in an earnest way) - 'that was a good goal wasn't it'.

Bobby Davro bites the dust. Jim Bowen & Lionel Blair act like ****. Luckily Keith Chegwin is there to help... It's funnier watching it when you know what is going happen. Classic.

No it's not. That will get replayed time and time again. An 89th minute Arsenal defensive grade one f***** up in a 1-1 Cup Final is a joy to behold. I bet there will be T-shirts already coming hot of the presses of those 2 Arsenal w****kers on the ground together head-in-hands. Half of Bham will be wearing one tomorrow. Way more than if Bham had just scored a 'normal' goal in the 89th min.

The ironic thing being that IF justice had been done early on (Brum pen and Arsenal down to 10 men) then who knows - Arsenal could have won. More importantly we'd have been deprived of one of the best Cup Final moments since Bobby Stokes. Commentator here said 'nobody likes to see a Cup Final won by a mistake'. Umm? Yes we do. 'you have to feel sorry for these Arsenal fans' (as the camera shows some of them crying). Umm? No we don't (as I'm rolling around the floor p****sing myself laughing at them!). Best Cup Final for ages. Really enjoyed it.

Quite what?

Grrrhhh. What idiot rang them up to tell them that they were being broadcast. Shame she was yacking about boring stuff. Was dying for her say something like 'can't wait for this sh#t to be over so I can get down the boozer and get tw#tted'.

3rd March? What time? I can't find it to record. Checked FSC & FSP.

I always thought it was cos one of the moderators went to Hownsdown and couldn't handle seeing the name of the best school in Totton displayed on this forum. Agree about AFC Totton. Top of the league, brand new stadium & scoring goals for fun. They will definitely be giving Eastleigh a run for their money as Southampton's 2nd team in the coming years... Tea Oh Tea....

Do they mean 94/95? That was when Tiss got his wonder-goal. I won't say what happened in 95/96 in case anyone wants to watch it without remembering the score. A strange one to show... Just think LV - in a couple of years time these USA TV threads could be about what channel the game is live on - or when the full-game delay is being shown...

Result!

A Crawley fan has been arrested for 'suspicion of causing harassment, alarm or distress': http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12462959 You can see his crime here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3pI_MrjAZ0 I bet he laughed hard when he first saw the video. Not laughing so much now.

Good shout. 3/1 for Arsenal to win at home v is a big price. Tonight you wouldn't have put your life on them winning - but was there value in 3/1? Sure there was. Even if they hadn't come back to win then 3/1 was a good price. I just hope Barcelona stuff em in the 2nd leg - the 2nd half goals were painful tonight. Reminded me of just how much I hate Arsenal fans. Not quite as much as Lpool ones but not far off...