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In his first game, think it was against a lower league team in the cup, you could see that he couldn't even run properly. How has he gone from scoring a hat trick in the Champions League to not being good enough to start over some of our dross?

Bless that fella for thinking Saints aren’t a bigger club than Swansea.

13th placed finish next season incoming. Consolidate ourselves as a Championship club. Can’t bloody wait.

Would we even be able to attract Carrick? Middlesbrough are about the same ‘size’ as us as a club, they’re clearly doing enough financially to compete in that league, he hasn’t been there long and he’s from the area isn’t he? Not sure, perhaps we’d be more attractive as a newly relegated club with parachute payments and could offer more Benjamins.

He’ll be very handy in the Championship that’s for sure. Good lad

Has he indicated somewhere that he’d like to stay? I haven’t seen that but would like to. Cheers

I reckon he’s a nailed on starter next season. Based on nothing in particular.

One of the most important positions in the team and we stick a teenager in who clearly wasn’t ready. Genius from the club.

Fair shout. Another nominee for biggest disappointment also.

I hear ya. A couple of them I’d love to have in the Chanpionship though. Alcaraz, JWP, Lavia, KWP… they’d be great players for us in a lower league. Chances of them staying though? Sadly they’ll likely get big paydays and move to bigger clubs which they do not deserve.

Ah yes, Biggest Disappointment is another award we could give out. JWP, KWP, Kotchap, Salisu and Stu Armstrong could all be in with a shout for that one.

Yes we can although bit harsh on Alcaraz and Lavia. And without JWPs free kicks we’d have been down a long time ago. Good question about AMN, I can’t really remember them clearly. Perhaps one was Chelsea away?

This could be tight. My nominations, but I’m sure you will have other suggestions, are as follows: Option 1: Adam Armstrong (I don’t even want him here in the Championship. Joke of a player) Option 2: Gavin Bazunu (Might be a good goalkeeper in 10 years time, but right now he’s quite dreadful) Option 3: Elyounoussi (My god. My f*cking god) Option 4: Diallo (Hasn’t played that much, but whenever he did he was woeful) Option 5: Che Adams (Not a terrible player and hope he stays for Championship, but some of his misses this season were comical) Option 6: Moussa Djenepo (All show, no substance, please leave) Option 7: Maitland-Niles (One or two decent performances, other than that utterly shite) Any other suggestions please list below. Perhaps the mods can start a poll?

We’ll be back. Not with these useless pr1cks at the club, but we will be back. Love Southampton. Hate this current team of wasters.

Any chance Alcaraz stays with us for at least a season in the Champ?

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Your wife accidentally called out Nigel's name during sex once, didn't she?

I’m his biggest critic, but first half he did a few decent turns and made a few good runs. He wasn’t as appalling as he usually is, which is perhaps why he stood out to me. But I’ll be happy if he never plays for us again.

Get the f*** in. Looking at the table that’s a massive point. Thought Moi did alright in fairness. Theo, Maitland, Adams all put in a good shift. Alcaraz Sulemana and Mara all made a difference when they came on. Really expected Frazer to save that pen. Well done Prowsey.

Even if he wasn’t playing, taking the kids out would be the better option. Far more fulfilling. They might let you down and piss you off but when was the last time Saints ever said I love you Daddy or apologised for their poor performance?

Remember Leeds in the last 10 minutes? In total control, keeping the ball.

Good idea that

Moi just never gives his teammates a fuc*ing chance does he?

Unlucky Bazunu. Nearly another great assist

Why does this lady on Sky repeatedly call him Bella Kocher? Does she not have the team sheet right in front of her?