Golac's Cunning Stunts

Don't forget the fake sheik DR SHAIKHA Al Maskari of http://tricon-uae.com/

I wonder if this guy helped Jacko out with the Due Dilligence....

He became suspicious when a bloke called Barry called round asking him to deposit the 2 mill in his battered and stained briefcase.

I particularly like these comments: So WackoJacko can you please confirm that a) You are an official Southampton FC scout and b) You have in the past held a coaching position at Southampton FC. Last night you said you were getting tired and refused to confirm these 2 questions. As you are active tonight and willing to write on OUR forum then please feel free to answer them DAMN QUESTIONS. edited to add and c) Did you bribe Adam Lallana's parents with an xerox series 5200 photocopier to get Adam not to sign for AFCB but for Southampton youth acadamy instead? " "what about my questions marc? a) Are you a official Southampton FC scout b) Have you ever been a coach at the academy of Southampton FC c) Do you take credit or part credit of finding Adam Lallana. sorry edited to add d) what were the football clubs you played for and what was the highest level you reached as a footballer. "

Believe me if he ever got anywhere near SFC, he would finish it for good within 3 months!

Damn... I thought you were going to come up with the pic then. Can somebody please post the pic of Bazzer if they have it?

Does anybody remember Jackson's blog? I laughed my ******** off all night after reading it. He was so clueless that he didn't know he was clueless! Reminds me of a saying: "He thought he knew, but actually, he didn't know that he didn't know" lol lol brings back real good memories - now if that sort of entertainment returns to this forum, I'll pay 10 times the subscription fee to be part of it. Imagine - New Chairman LLS and Exec St D coming on here to defend their strategies after we get beaten 4-0 by Brentford next season!

My last post of the day, but well worth spending on saying this: You really are a ****ing ****.

I'd rather be a porn star.

Very simplistic. People don't wish to have gone through this very crappy time only to end up back where we started. It's a bitter pill to swallow. And yes, much as we all love the club, I would think there would be a fair few who would baulk at continuing to give hard earned money to see SFC in the 3rd div for the first time in almost a human lifespan without even the small bonus of having gotten rid of the person who is most culpable for our demise.

If you care to find the actual interview on the BBC, I think you'll find he said "We all know the stakes".... not skates.

Some sobering thoughts from a Leeds Fan copy and pasted from 606. I think a lot of the post rings true: Dear Saints Fans As a Leeds supporter who went through something similar two summers ago, all I can do besides sympathise is let you in on what to expect going forward. Firstly, the "buyers" who are circling to take over your club. Well, they will have to come up with what you owe HMRC in taxes in order to avoid an extra 15 points deduction. Truth is, as it stands, you will start next season minus 25 points if you are taken over, because there is no rational way to come out of administration except to pay off the debts, meaning the new owners need to stump up £24-million just for that, and then have a few more million available to run the club successfully. Being in Lge 1 means you are not that attractive a business proposition anymore, and with anything from a minus 10 to minus 25 penalty hanging over you, buyers are going to be very cautious and reluctant. Secondly, forget about "doing a Leicester". When the Foxes came down, they weren't bust, had no points penalty and kept their squad. The Chairman also allowed them to add to it, so they were able to stroll this division. Saints, on the other hand, are in admin, and so your players are the easiest assets to sell. The wage bill will also be dramatically reduced, so expect to be signing some very average free transfers and loanees. That is the way when you drop to this level, have no cash and sit with a points deduction. It will be difficult to attract good players to St Mary's. Thirdly, the clubs in Lge 1 will want to beat you so badly it hurts. Every team, whether they are top or bottom, will play out of their skins when you face them. Saints will be a big scalp for them, and they will absolutely play until they drop to beat you. Expect to be playing in 46 cup finals next season. Lastly, you are now at the mercy of predator buyers, and if you thought Lowe was bad, wait until you see who steps forward to make a bid now. When Bates bought Leeds back, the other so-called interested parties never ever put money on the table, instead electing to wage their buying campaigns through the media, and we were left frustrated as lots of verbals were exchanged, but never the big bucks that were promised. So Saints fans, hang on tight, because its going to get harder before it gets easier. By next season you should have new owners, and you better pray they are in it for the club. You will definitely have a new team, and while you're on your knees ask the big guy if he can at least ensure you have a few decent players. Good luck for next season, and I can honestly say I hope we don't have to play you. Most importantly, you have to now stick together and stand by your club. You are all they've got. Marching On Together

Lol

errm I think that's the point. They have rules which haven't been broken by SFC. Still the club has been penalised. Sorry, but get your facts right. It's like being at school and having to accept the discipline of a teacher without recourse. I say fight the ****ers and if that means more ridiculous points reductions so be it. I'll be standing on the touchline watching Saints, don't care if they drop out of the FL.

You really are a ****. Why did you drop your last nickname. Sundance Beast suited you. Is it because you don't want to be associated with all the crap you spouted? Trouble is, you can't help yourself and you're doing it all again...

Can't you change the f'in record? Today isn't the day. Go and listen to some Smiths records.

Good on you

You guys are boring (Um Pahars, Guided Missile). Get over your egos and the obvious need you feel to defend your very many posts on the subject. The club is in very real danger. You are both Saints fans. We all should be united in one thing - the survival of the club. Personally, I have no interest in what you guys have said or not said in the past. Get over yourselves. The club is bigger than both of you.

2 April 2009 Southampton Leisure Holdings plc ("SLH" or "the Company") Appointment of Administrators The Board announces today that it has appointed Mark Fry and David Hudson of Begbies Traynor (South) LLP as joint administrators to the Company. Rupert Lowe, Andrew Cowen and Michael Wilde have resigned as directors of the Company with immediate effect. Southampton Football Club Limited, a subsidiary of the Company, is unaffected by these insolvency proceedings.

Am I right in saying that when Derby did it there were no rules in place to deduct points from teams that went into admin?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/football_league/article6018369.ece Not sure if this has been posted. Looks like the rule about holding company going into admin was put in place to protect the associated football team from suffering if the holding company has got into trouble elsewhere. As SLH only owns the FC and the ground it seem we are somewhat taking the **** in trying to avoid the deduction. From the reaction I've been reading in this article and elsewhere, there will be a lot of fallout from other clubs if we do manage to duck the points deduction.

oops...forgot kieran Dyer

Not all Saints related I realise, but here goes: Roy Keane - tosser especially after his actions on relegation day Adrian Heath - dwarf Bagpuss Bagpuss's son for those crap Wii adverts John Bailey Paul Dickoff Ronaldo Rooney Pretty much everyone else who has played for Manure Tommy Docherty Fergie Everyone who ever played for Spuds (pretty much) Fowler Bywater Steve Howard Billy Davies ****ing Batty Boy Taylor Lua Lua Dickhead with the Mullet who played for Pimply in the 70s Ray Wilkins "I'm not biased" Claridge His Scouse mate from "You're on Sky Sports" who used to do the backflips Charlie Nicholas Rodney Marsh All the French World cup winning team (yes including Zidane) Maradona Aragones David Villa Gerrard Lampard All the German team who beat england on pens world cup 90 Lehman Walcott Bale Steve Archibald Puyol Beattie after he left us Wise Pirez Chimbonda (double mention as he counts with Spuds too) Tony Adams Phillips Wenger Davis for chinning ****erill Fuller Kenwynne Jones Kanu Sol Campbell Pennant Downing Steve McClaren That just skims the surface really. Didn't want to bore you all too much...

Lowe's reply: "You acted as the king maker to Michael Wilde. You acted as the king maker. You listened to it all and Mr Trant made a promise to me to put money in and didn’t do it. You are as much to blame. The club you inherited and became a director of and are now abdicating all responsibility – you were on the board, you were chairman."