Golac's Cunning Stunts

cheryl cole's a slapper, she's got a hairy box, and when she's ****ging ashley, she thinks of danny fox

Yes it could be. Have to hold my hand up though - I should have read the thread all the way through as it appears that Mr Le God was already on to this way before I was!

After Jay Rod scored 4 goals the other night, he got the ball autographed. Why did a team mate write "bye bye Jayrod" on it? Is that the signature of Danny Fox? Or is it somebody in the know that he is offski? Fox says he didn't know of Saints interest until the day after this pic was taken I believe?

Yeas I read that. They also mentioned that he tweeted the same thing about Chris Eagles and another player the day before they were both sold!

Yeah I am really disappointed we ended up with NC when we could have had Barry the Briefcase instead.

Must admit I like the look of Jay Rod. Spent a few mins reading the Burnley forum - they rate him extremely highly indeed. Fingers crossed.

I know Dot the Arsenal tealady well. She says about £32M plus add ons.

I know it's the school holidays, but even so, isn't it past your bed time?

Not if it's one of the "big boys" who come knocking.

Looks like De Ridder was the replacement very cleverly purchased before selling OC. I saw 14 good reasons on the pitch against Leeds not to be too upset by this. We will never keep people like him and it is therefore best policy to trade him for as much money as possible and use that money wisely to bring in good players who want to play for the club a la Ricky. Also use some of the money to grow some more prime cuts of meat for selling to clubs like Arse in the future.

Actually it is a problem between keyboard and seat

No but I saw someone fitting that description getting ganged from 3 well hung blokes in the toilets at about the time you mention

Great times they were. Also some lovely footage of Bally here http://www.mickchannon.tv/page/extras/extra

Do you mean once or twice?

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. Go figure.

Get a grip you ****ing girl.

I love it when you set up Microsoft software and are forced to choose "US English" or "International English" for your locale. wtf? On another note, I hate the way antipodeans and teenagers end their sentences on an up tone. Drives me ****ing crazy. Also why do a lot of the yoof think they are in some gangsta's hood and go around talking like Snoop Dog?

Armed Robber: No nonsense. Just give me all your money. Mr Logic: I shall commence by pointing out to you that my demeanour is not one which could be described as nonsensical. Consequently I can attest you have no cause to reprimand me on your first point. On to your second point: Bearing in mind the potentially lethal situation in which I find myself, to wit: your presence in conjunction with the presumably loaded firearm which is presently levelled at my cranium, I will comply with your request comprehensively, albeit reluctantly. Here, twenty-seven pence. Armed Robber: Twenty-seven pence? **** off. There's more than that in the till. Mr Logic: Indeed, undoubtedly so. However your request was for *my* money. The currency in the till belongs to a third party and is therefore not "my money" However, if you are still desirous of said money I would suggest that you re-phrase your original statement to recognise and incorporate this important distinction.

What a stupid thing to write. The bit about brain not fully developed surely applies to you with the crap you post.

Just the type of player we need - passionate and gives a ****. Bet you think Beattie and Bridge were great when they did the same thing to the Skate fans.

Indeed http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/wales/8631252/Wales-sink-below-Faroe-Islands-to-114th-in-the-Fifa-rankings.html

Really? So how many premiership games has Sharpe played and how many has Delap played?

I will start to take your posts seriously when you learn how to spell "the" correctly.

OK, I'm bored, and was sat here thinking about some of the great, good, and not-so-good foreign (non-British) players we have had over the years. My all time favourite top 3 would be: 1. Ivan Golac - a true childhood hero for me 2. Marian Pahars - what a fantastic player he was - remember this? 3. Anders Svensson - classy classy midfielder. Remember this goal? Least favourite - Olivier Bernard during THAT season. Who are/were your fave foreign imports and why?

You sound like you are a teacher? It is not irrelevant to discuss this just because the bid was rejected or because it was discussed at great length by people like you on some thread that anybody with a life would not have time to follow fully. If a Prem side made a bid for him, then perhaps we have another star in the making and should be putting a strategy in place to ensure his development at saints. Stop being such a smart arse.