Golac's Cunning Stunts

Is this some bizarre word association game?

Yes but he was too small at 14. How was anyone to know he would grow to 6 ft tall? Exactly what talent did he show in other areas?

He was too small

And there you have it. People like you are lost when Google can't tell you what to do or give you your instant answer. It's a bit like when Dr Who used to confound the Daleks and they would end up spinning round and round shouting "Out of control, Out of control"

Bowen carleaves does rhyme with owen hargreaves. Here, let me show you Deppo said we would sign bowen carleaves But we all knew it was owen hargreaves There.

True . But better than ending up in L1 with players on Prem wages that you can't afford to pay and can't get rid of either. Now who would be stupid enough to do that?

As much as I'd like to believe you, the footballing world just doesn't work in the same way it did when we signed Kevin Keegan. Nowadays,big name players cost an extraordinary amount in wages (in which case, beware because you will **** off the other players not getting that amount). Also, if you can't afford the wages that they deem fit, they would rather warm the bench with their arses for years rather than come and play for you (take almost any Man C player for an example).

Don't panic, don't panic! Let me deal with the German agent.

Not 100% sure, but I think he won 9 before he lost 1

Murray is 6 years younger than Federer. When Federer was Murray's age he had already won the Australian Open (Twice), Wimbledon (4 times), and the US Open 3 times. He had lost ONE SLAM FINAL which was the French. What part of this are you not getting?

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Sorry Mr Glitter but I thought you were banned from posting on here?

Blokes that play tennis are ****s. Women who play tennis like ****s. 75 years of hurt......Never stoppped me dreaming yada yada yada

Perhaps they could even give Rosie a try out in goal

Leaving the wind-up aside for a minute, I just looked Nadal's record up on Wiki: Nadal has won eleven Grand Slam singles titles, including a record seven French Open titles, the 2008 Olympic gold medal in singles, a record 21 ATP World Tour Masters 1000 tournaments, and was also part of the Spain Davis Cup team that won the finals in 2004,2008, 2009 and 2011. He completed the Career Grand Slam by winning the 2010 US Open, being the seventh player in history, and the youngest in the Open Era, to achieve it That's some record eh? I don't follow tennis, but it looks like Spain are dominating the Davis cup just like they dominate football. Can we have some success like that please?

Tell me how many Grand slams the Sweat has won and how many Nadal has won, then tell me who the loser is. The Sweat didn't even come close to Federer today and never will.

It's on ****s corner http://www.****scorner.com/****_view.php?****_id=6514 I thought it was a Paraguay shirt in the World cup though

This would be true. There's no way the sweat would have beaten Nadal.

I support whoever Murray plays against, so all good as far as I can see

Really glad about this. Would never have lived it down if a sweaty had won Wimbledon :-)

The two most important days of your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain We all get too caught up in the day to day living of our lives, that we can't see the forest for the trees sometimes.

This was just released on a Dutch site: (Google translation) Alexander Büttner'm not sure if the exhibition game on Saturday with the Batavians (6-0) will be the last for him in the shirt of Vitesse. The Arnhem club recently reached an agreement with Southampton about a transfer of the winger, but there is no question of a personal contract with the club in the English Premier League. "At the moment this is not my last game for Vitesse. The clubs are out, only I did not. My agent loves to deal with that, and until then I'm still just in Arnhem," said the winger on the official website of the Arnhem club. Büttner missed the game against the amateur a penalty. The defender played 45 minutes after the break and was replaced by Anderson I guess this means that he hasn't yet agreed personal terms?

Interview with him is up on the OS. He will obviously miss a chunk of pre-season training. Just hope he doesn't get injured in one of these matches. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2834974,00.html

Or perhaps more appropriate - "Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions."

What an utter utter travesty that England never built a team around him. Nice one TDD. BTW, I had you down as at least 50, maybe 60 :-). Funny how you build a picture of somebody based on their posts etc.