Golac's Cunning Stunts

This guy is a Cortese signing, Not really fussed. Would have preferred to have Nige's signings to be honest.

Make a turd look like it comes from Poland? Or do you mean pollish?

To be fair, a lot better than Matty's Caddy and I'm sure he'd be the first to admit that :-)

I think the sacking of Nigel is disgraceful. However, your views on Cortese are entirely subjective. Your opinion is formed by hearsay and second hand knowledge. You have no direct knowledge of anything yourself. Therefore it is no better than idle gossip really.

Well, let's start with a basic requirement: Cortese: We have players who can barely understand english, so you need to be able to communicate clearly. Can you do that? Argentinian manager bloke: que? Cortese: Excellent you have the job Regardless of any other credentials the cock can't even speak the same language as our Ricky. This has disaster written all over it I'm afraid

Also, one is a c-u-n-t and the other is a chairman of a premiership football club

No, you are a real life tool. And no mistake.

F-u-c-k you really are a k-n-o-b. Tell me, are you scouting for any professional teams yet? I won't be holding ny breath until you get "discovered" as the next greatest scout in English football

You seriously believe this? Next you will be suggesting that Nigel or Nicola should sign people based on their FM rankings. LOL LOL LOL

Had my disagreements with you Turkish in the past, but thoroughly behind you on this one. Perhaps one of you football manager types should tell Vegard Forren how he is ranked in your version of football manager so he can start conforming to it. Unbelievable clap trap. You should all get out more. Seriously.

Still not over it yet then?

Spot on about Jrod. I think the ref thought there was contact and gave the pen for that. To be fair, it was a crap attempt at a tackle and as you say, would have done him some damage if contact was made.

Hopefully you will.

You are describing the advantage rule as it applies to rugby, not to football. You don't even know the rules of the game!

You seem to like to exaggerate. Boruc is far from being a load of ****e. Villa are far from being a league 1 side.

If all you have to worry about is this, can I have your life as it is clearly better than mine?

Rickie by a country mile

And how exactly do you expect him to "deliver for us as a striker"? And what striker do you think we can buy that would deliver? The man can't carry the whole team on his shoulders. Rickie would be a welcome addition to any side outside of the top 6 or 7 teams. Have you engaged your brain before writing this? Have you not thought that we are one-dimensional sometimes because most of our other players are average at best in the Prem, and Rickie gives those average players a way out?

Never said it did, but you could always get over it. Small minds and all that.

Wenger is a top manager and a great football mind. I doubt if anybody posting all this crap about him would say no if he wanted to come and manage us.

You spend most of your time on here winding people up so you better expect to take some incoming every now and again.

I'd say it was 60:40. Well recommended.

I went to the Darts at Alexandra Palace Monday night. If you're embarrassed by a few old blokes in Santa hats, you wouldn't want to be seen dead there :-) Having said that, for every stupid bloke outfit there was an equally nice woman outfit if you get my drift :-)

If the club have every intention of letting him go, surely they wouldn't be picking him regularly in the first team. Far better to be giving a spot to a player that has a future here. This topic is well worthy of debate - we need a "Puncheon Watch". He has been one of the top consistent performers for us this season, so I am amazed at some posters having a go at the OP for asking the question about a new contract. I thought that's what message boards were for?

You are joking? How many points have we lost this season that can be directly attributed to keeper error? Can't be bothered to go back and look, but I reckon maybe 5 or 6? Those points are precious, precious I tell you!