Golac's Cunning Stunts

Number of lives Hasenhutll has used up. Two to go

Yeah, not suggesting we would change - we are obviously going full-fat Ralph ball

You fishing Turkish 😂 Someone will bite no doubt

The stars are all aligning for another raid on us by the scousers. Watch out for any of our lads taking pleasure rides in blackpool and eating fish and chips with a geezer with shining gnashers

This brings back all the bad memories from last season. I had already started to forget...as have some others on here I fear

Any suggestions for those type of players? Of course you neglect to mention that really good players can adapt to any style of play, but I agree the average player we have bought in the past few years can't

Wow, that is extremely generous. Out of interest, one thing to try when asked to rate something out of ten - ban the use of 7. It forces you to go 6 or 8. Whatever we all think of him, this is last chance saloon for him so we'll see what happens.

No joke about it. The guy is a clown but thats for a different thread.

yes. Don't forget #noholdsbarred 🙂

Didn't realise that - wow. You do know mlg will be salivating as he fact checks this statement don't you?

Such a shame it will be wet spam. I don't know enough about the Chelsea team and how they play, but on face value I don't know why they don't keep him and give him some game time. Perhaps he doesn't suit their style but he can't have done any worse than Lukaku last season

I really think Broja will be a cracking player. Still young, still learning. Would love him here on a FTC

We've been through this before - it's because they come from a club where it means more

do you mean the one who professes he can "see things others can't see"? I mean, to be fair how are you supposed to compete against that? 😉

Can't see why the lad would want to comer here to play cover when he would be a starter for Fulham or Forest for example. FB does seem about the only position that actually doesn't need substantial investment.

Couldn't agree more. I find it bizarre, like you're being discriminating by pointing out it's women's football or women's cricket. Football is for every human who wants to play it regardless of sex, age, race, ability etc. I'm absolutely all for that. It's just that I am not interested in following women's football and it is annoying to almost feel tricked into clicking on these links

Agreed, with the other 50% being Scousers FC

Excellent - thanks for this - genuinely helped. Probably helps to explain why we did well for a few years after promotion too

One thing I can't work out is our lack of financial clout, given we have been in the prem pretty much solid apart from a few years of exile. Perhaps it's because the prem isn't the promised land as everyone tells us and the promised land is actually just finding a mega rich owner

Attracted you as a fan for one

All seems a bit bizarre this one really. He's 25, plodding along in some third rate league. We pick him up and likely instantly loan him. Not criticising as such...just my limited brain can't really follow the logic of this

yep and all the scouse influenced media would be fawning over him. Also he warms the bench for 2 seasons and remarkably his transfer value actually increases because he has been a part of the best team in the world (to quote michael owen)

Yes there would always be an element of chasing the cash (and why not), but he might be tempted to go to a club that is clearly demonstrating an ambition to achieve success - get into Europe, win a cup etc. Saints are pretty much set on a course of "staying in the prem is success". He probably deserves better than that,

He is not the same player as Eriksen at all. Also not in his league by a long margin

Yeah I agree. Plus it's a cunning plan - once we get him in place, we can then get all those city youngsters who see him as a father figure. He comes then all their talented youth follow 🙂