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I would like to use one of my 3 available posts today to ask what the asteriks cover Daren? I can't work it out. Obviously not retard or bxstard. This could well be a swearword that I haven't encountered before! Anyway, I like to read a good slanging match and so far I reckon: UM Pahars winning on sensible point making Daren second for passion and going for the knock out blow 19 - probably third for some top rate smugness Carry on please, there's a good few rounds left in this :-)

No offence to our friendly skate contributors (ok, a bit of offence then) but there was a millionth of a second where I had to consider this, quickly realised that I wish them the worst possible and then saw a picture of that twxt who is an embarrasment to any club and I wanted your whole club and its ****ty ground, shirt and fans to die in hell. I know it's not exactly in the spirit of mutual hands across the water and for that I apologise but rivalry is rivalry.

Oh right, I see what you mean. He may not be the greatest businessman in the world but he is a smart guy though and I'm (wildly) guessing that he wouldn't naively get on board without knowing a lot more than we do. Basically I think all our nerves are frayed, our fingernails gone and my eyesight is bxggered from having to read every post on this forum every day at the moment! In Le God we trust (I hope). It's the godamn hope that can kill you with Saints though :-(

I think the one thing we can be confident of is that Matt wouldn't back any bid he wasn't convinced was in the best interests of the club. I disagree with docker-p too in that MLT is the very man, probably the only man, who would by his presence in any capacity bring a "feelgood factor" back (and totally unite the fans again.) Even if it doesn't work out as we all hope surely no-one in their right mind would turn against Le Tiss?

Just as I thought, you are ITK!

CB Fry. He said with some authority it will all be announced on South Today later and MLT was buying champagne in the offie near him. He did add that he had made this all up but that could be a double bluff :-)

Oh Master Bates! That's 2 days running you have put your neck on the line and whilst I admire your bravery you deserve to be "virtually" beaten up now via this forum. Luckily I didn't believe you today anyway - although I'm sure you didn't start the thread maliciously. Prepare for cyber attack or infractions matey! You're surely not another skate on the wind up are you?

I think you're about right there in your summary although I have always found the enormous number of arrogant, armchair Spurs fans in any given pub in the London vicinity a huge irritation. Add Teddy Sheringham into the equation and you're there. I like to think we helped get Hoddle sacked when Saints won there 3-1 which always cheers me up and, of course, Harry going there made it even more of a no brainer to dislike them intensely. Especially after Rupert told us they were "yobbos". I think that is one thing he was right about to be fair although he could have just said wxnkers?

Tragic. RIP to a fellow Saint and greatest sympathies to his loved ones.

A point well repeated over and over again. I thought I was confused but even I can grasp this fundamental fact.

LOL. I'm sure you will appreciate that we have had several hundred rumours on here over the past few years from our own and so a degree of cynicism is essential to keep ourselves vaguely sane. If you have had the (mis)fortune to be privvy to this information then it is much appreciated you sharing it with us. I'm not sure anyone else has been allowed to sign off "PUP" though!

Can we safely assume that NSS does know a few of you then? If so I am willing to naively dip my toe into a potential sea of ridicule and thank him for his information. I know it may be the height of stupidity but I am a man clutching for straws and this is the latest one passing. If you're genuine NSS cheers, if not then come back and gloat later (actually, no don't as you won't be allowed). Ps That it should come to this! Me hoping that Pxmpey fans are telling the truth :-(

Are you sure about the fisting reference? If so, fair play to the girl.

Hurray! Well done DSM. You saved me having to write a rant that would have consisted entirely of asteriks. Do Viennese whirls count as cake or are they technically a biscuit?

Yet again the stay away fans have let us down in a game when all the major bidders were there to see our true potential fanbase before their final decisions to go ahead or not. If any of you REALLY cared about SFC you would have been there. Now no-one will buy us and it's all your fault.

Yes I know it's ridiculusly naive and after 19 pages of speculation on the takeover I take most with a pinch of salt and hope that some snippets here and there are true or not. But as we all know SOMETHING is going to happen soon-ish, I didn't for a minute consider that the simple announcement of a press conference would also turn out to be bxllocks. It seemed totally in line with everything we have heard. Yep, you're right - I should have learned by now but it's still bloody infuriating!

I, like probably a lot of you, have planned my whole f'ing day around being able to catch the mythical press conference. He shouldn't be infracted he should be f'ing banned the knobhead! Note his location aswell!!

Excuse my lack of biological knowledge but, regardless of whether any points you have have ever made are valid or not, can you explain how exactly this analogy of cancer "convincing" us/someone it is good first makes the remotest bit of sense? I don't recall anyone I know saying "I feel great - oh shxt it's cancer"? If you're happy badingy about the analogy of this killer disease for effect can you explain your bizarre analogy please? It's not just that I think it's crass but that I think it's absolutely meaningless and casts some doubts on any other supposedly rational statement you have ever come up with?

I'm not going unfortunately but have been wondering all day what mood I would be in if I was there and from our fans in general. Party or wake? I think your plan sounds like the best idea in the circumstances RRM. I look forward to reports of plenty of noise, gallows humour, disco and maybe even a Saints win. Hope you can enjoy yourselves all those going and NO CRYING to be shown on tv!

Excellent GM :-) FWIW though I have been e-mailing Monaco for several hundred years about this and have yet to receive the courtesy of a reply.

I'm sorry but I recall that whilst we took 450 to a midweek game at Hull after relegation (me being one of those) your premiership club failed to take that many combined to Boro and Bolton away. I don't know why but the 196 at Boro (not televised and on a Saturday I think) received much mirth in the newspapers. We don't have a lot to shout about at the moment, that's for sure, but we don't need advice from you lot about how to support our team away in bad times.

And where exactly does that leave you cxck? Spouting off, again, that the majority of your fellow fans are (? ) - I don't know what that many asterisks mean but you seem to to contribute quite regularly to say that Saints fans are ****s? Go and find another club if you've got no mates at this one. Praise the lord? Is he/she the one to blame for the shxt we're in?

Verging on genius but made me want to cry.

"We've got the best catering in the land We've got the best catering in the land We've got the best catering in the land The best catering in the land" I can't think of much else positive now and we might not even have the catering next season so now's possibly your last chance to praise the thing we have all most appreciated and attended games for.

Jeez, we still desperately need to "stay up" just to be relegated but without the points deduction next season. Not in my worst nightmares..................