Golac's Iron Gonads

state the obvious and if we'd played like that the last 8 games we wouldn't be going down,

and there is Tadic showing his balls and jumping over the tackle. Tosspot.

Love this Sky commentator who not only gets in for free but actually get paid to spew his nonsense bemoaning Arsenal fans for not forking out 60 odd quid to watch them play a team in the bottom 3

That's the problem, the players aren't in danger the club is. Players like Tadic and Cedric won't be playing in the championship for long if at all. They've got a world cup to look forward, followed by a nice summer holiday and nice signing on bonus with their new teams. They don't want to get injured and couldn't care less if we went down.

From the 45 minutes I stomached I'd say Redmond and Cedric were not really committed. The others looked more inept than unreliable but not for want of trying.

well at least I won't have to bother watching the 2nd half, don't think there's a player in a saints shirt out there that doesn't fully deserve a punch in ****ing face.

COWARDS. DESPICABLE PARASITES.

What a despicable bunch of cowards. From the boardroom to the dross on the pitch. No pride and blown away by one of the poorest teams in the league.

the Black Box, Bob Higgins, and Benali's 'tache all skillfully sculpted by the bloke that did the Ted Bates mark I statue.

Done what City couldn't. Come on Saints! Need a Carillo goal and a Boufal special

well this is a lot more fun to watch. Not great football, but it's not as slow as an Iranian entry in a women's international film festival

I'm not sure I could ever not support Saints. I can see myself being disinterested but I'll always look up the result as the game finished. Mark Hughes being appointed may very well test that resolve to the limit. Certainly wouldn't give the club any of my money in the way of purchasing tickets while he was in charge. I pray it's a stop gap until the season at worst and that it's just paper nonsense at best.

Is that high pitched screaming and shouting I can hear on my feed Pellegrino?

stunning start

Wow. That's a hell of a selection, I can't see how we are even going to get the ball in their box with not one but 3 players unable to pass the ball forwards unless there is simply no other option behind them. Tenner stuck on Newcastle +1 goal. Easy Money.

Matt Le Tissier Steve Moran Mark Wright Peter Shilton

De Bruyne.

Going to need to fight like buggery, but far more winable than going to Man City.

1: Got a nice pre-match huddle going on. 2: Hoedt's beard (not the gay slang kind) is something he takes great pride in. 3: We don't have anyone with particularly ludicrous hair ala Firmino, Pogba.

Wasn't Ward -Prowse playing out on the right wing/right attacking forward? I know he had a header in the box(his second) when a natural attacker/attacking player would have been aware how much time he had and would probably have chested the ball and shot. The fact it was Ward-Prowse who found himself in that position and not Boufal/Redmond/Long tells me we have a defensive minded manager. Played a lone forward yesterday, 5 midfielders and I'd argue only one of whom is comfortable out wide, at home to a good attacking side but one with vulnerable full backs. Defensive.

Rugby is tedious with little skill required for most positions. American football on the other hand is spectacular, harder tackling, too.

Let's turn these f**ks over

You went to the 'pool you went to the 'pool you left us and you won f**k all

Oh come on! I ventured in here hoping to see his luxurious locks in a selection of gorgeous portraits and there's not a single image. Off to google image search it is then. Now where'd I put those tissues I picked up from Starbucks.

Heart warming stuff,it really was. Self abusers.