Golac's Iron Gonads

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/66/b1/ec/66b1ecb1ce8b1b64717ae4da446fe544.jpg He should be forced to take penalties in this attire

by tattoos I mean biceps and hair and eyebrows. if he gets any tats then it's a sure sign he's off to Liverpool

Quite a few sites linking Tadic to Liverpool for around £12 million and I'd be very happy to see him go. Though he can have an occasional barnstorming game I don't like the cut of his jib. He's the sort of player I begrudgingly accepted we'd sign when we came back up to the Prem. A sulky, petulant, skillful, diving, pouting, roll around on the ground, imaginary card waving East European that can't score a penalty consistently. Would be happy to see him go and young Sims given more run outs. I'd offer to drive Tadic up to Liverpool myself, but I couldn't stand being in a car with him as he seems the sort of bloke that would demand to play his awful taste in music but spend the entire journey staring into his phone or at the reflection of his tattoos in the wing mirror. Dusan: збогом Ливерпул је на тај начин.

I'm not a bed wetter by any stretch and found talk of us being drawn into the relegation battle this season ridiculous. However, if we again sell 2 or 3 of our best players (VVD, Bertrand, Cedric, Romeu) this summer and replace them with similar standard replacements we found last summer (Boufal, Højbjerg, Redmond) we could well be following Sunderland into the Championship. Granted Redmond hasn't been terrible but he has blown hot and cold and is no Mane by any stretch.

This http://oi66.tinypic.com/2a0hzeu.jpg

that Guzan spill gets stuck in by Gabbiadini, but he's up in the ducking stands.

http://www.vipbox.bz/soccer/399073/1/middlesbrough-vs-southampton.html

I ummed and ahhed about keeping Gabbiadini in my fantasy team. Figured he'd probably get 20 minutes in one game and 60 in another. Puel has really wound me up this time, unless we win 3 or 4 nil.

Only 2 other games kicking off at 3 p.m so unfortunately there'll probably be a stream for it.

That shows why we've been so boring lately, playing since Fonte was sold with a center back pairing that can't defend unless its got 3 defensive midfielders sat in front of it for 90 minutes.

Tadic to Liverpool for 20+ million in the summer please Les.

Hopefully we can get everyone bar Gabbiadini behind the ball and not muster an attempt on goal in 90 minutes and then knock one out over our great defensive performance.

Yes, I would! If it meant I'd seen us have a shot. There is no joy to be found in watching Liverpool try and break down 8 defenders

that is ****ing embarrassing. what's the point of playing so defensively against bloody Liverpool? Is it Milner's pace? Can's tricky feet? Lucas' incisive passes? FFS. I won't be paying 40 quid to watch this ****e next year.

Next year is our year, right?

Brendan Rodgers' midlife crisis, shiny teeth, 'showed character' quotes and 3 names in envelopes will have probably already lost the dressing room before even arriving. He's up there with McClaren for ineptness. Only reason he got anywhere near the title was Luis Suarez. If he becomes Saints' manager it will be a period of non attendance and a cursory glance at the results/table on a Monday morning for me, for the duration of his tenure. Which very likely would be less than 18 months.

I'm not bothered either way.

Not watching the stream, saw we had a pen and missed on betfair, Tadic by any chance?

Christ this is boring (the game and this post)

Guardian minute by minute having a bit of a pop! Mocking club legend Brett Omerod and posting a pic of the Papa Lazarou style fan not once but twice https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2017/apr/15/southampton-v-manchester-city-premier-league-live

Didn't we also have a spell in December/January of only mustering one shot on target in about 5 consecutive games? Those games, like Sparta and Beerscheva away were bloody dire. Having your defense and defensive midfielders pass the ball around on the halfway line is controlling a game in the same way sizing up a snooker shot for 20 minutes is controlling a snooker match.

Goodnight, enjoy the rest of your Sunday everyone.

That man is Pippo incarnate! Wish we'd had him from the start of the season.

1-0 down before the match thread was even started, stellar stuff. I suppose we've got time to turn it around, I'll cling to that.

That Pogba, bloody useless. Every time I watch him I can't believe how much they paid for him. Poor passing, poor decision making, poor shooting. His only attribute appears to be his nimble feet when surrounded by a couple of player, but what's the point of that if you do nothing with the ball? Also, his hair is ****ing tragic.