Golac's Iron Gonads

Oh no! Season over! Everyone must bulk up! SR out! Edozie and Fellows should never wear the shirt again! Saints looked the better team and over a 46 game season it will show in the table.

sideways is generous, it was backwards as Wellington was a few yards behind him. So typical of the cowardly way Ward-Prowse has always played. Could have taken a touch and unleashed a worldy himself, could have whipped it to the far post, could have made a slide rule pass into the box. Nahh not James 'Mr Safe' Ward -Prowse, nothing entered his brain other than there's a safe pass to my left. For all the stick Edozie is getting, he at least ran at people and tried to make something happen. Today's problem was not leaving Azaz on. Might have got away with changing Larin and Scienza, we lost some cohesion in our attack but were still in control, as soon as Azaz went off the front 4 played as if they'd never seen each other before.

That bloody Wellington eh? Bloody useless.

Is there any correlation between the posters writing off Mubama after 4 brief appearances and those claiming Broja was a nailed on future top 6 team player after 4 or 5 full games with us?

Betfair odds on JWP's first pass being backwards

Sweet Cyle Larin Good times never seemed so good

Looked the better team even in the first half, despite the clueless commentators going on about super Watford. Watford were gifted 2 goals, We look a good side again but I'm so disappointed to see Stephens back instead of Wood and even worse he's the captain so I expect him to keep his place. Stephens' aimless hoof has no place at any level of professional football in any country in the world. 'kin abject.

I think it was to allow Tonda to blink or administer eye drops like in A Clockwork Orange

Ooops I am, but both of them would be wise to wear a disguise if in the Southampton environs.

He was pretty inept, if we are to believe he knew it was against the rules. Not even a baseball cap and sunglasses. To be honest I feel more angry at him than whoever sent him.

Nothing has changed in my mind, we keep the best manager we've had in a decade. As long as the players are happy to continue playing for him and the club. I'm sure some of them will use our rule breaking sins as a reason to get a move, but I'm also sure they would have been making the same decision had we failed to get promoted. Had we got promoted a couple would still have been fancying their chances at a bigger club. Regardless, who stays, how we strengthen is another conversation. We need a good manager and the appointments SR have made have been shockers, even Russell Martin only managed 27 wins and he got us promoted!

Why do they need to claim integrity? Which team in the premier league shows any kind of integrity, how does it manifest itself to us as fans? The club are not politicians, used car dealers, estate agents. They are a sports club that operate to make money, win games and to a much lesser extent entertain fans.

Hmm but the Giboid would claim it breaches regulations requiring clubs to act with the utmost good faith, get his media buddies to run with Shakegate, Hellberg would make the toughest heart break in a tearful presser and we'd receive automatic relegation. The club's immense reputation would be in tatters, no one would want to sponsor us, and us fans would have no trust left in the club. Personally I hope Boro get mercilessly trolled by members of the public turning up to that tree with phones until they have to pay for security or the building of a fence.

I'm more embarrassed by two 9-0 defeats, a Ted Bates statue that bore little resemblance to a human being, barely beating Derby's points total record, hiring Will Still, Nathan Jones, Juric, and Martin, and utilising goal music! 'Clean the club up' We've been a joke for decades, the only reason is because we are so insignificant that Journos cant even be arsed to do a little research on us and will just ask the laziest questions to receive an answer that could possibly garner a couple of sentences that may be of some small interest to a neutral reader sat on the bog scrolling through articles.

Couldn't have asked for anymore, fuck you boro