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Did you google translate this from your native language?

You're right, we did have our pants pulled down. There was an article on the bbc http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28984274 This talks about a value calculator from a university in Switzerland which apparently gets player values right 80%. The article said Utd paid GBP5M over the odds for Shaw. I guess we did the same for Long, but a much higher %age over of course.

Who's on international duty, and therefore an injury risk?

Funnily, I didn't even think about the fee when I was watching the game. Yes it was way too much, I was just thinking about what he offered to the team. Maybe if he wore a giant hotdog outfit.

Managed to watch the Wham game again. I am mostly ****ed and tired when it is live. I saw some good and some bad things from him. On the good side, he seemed very passionate and strong, especially defensively, which is strange. Hard working and had a couple of shots. He has a different attitude to the saints of last season, others have mentioned, he's a bit of a bastard, which we haven't really had up front. Bad side, he tried a couple of stupid flicks and gave away possession and also stayed down after a nothing foul. If Koeman can harness him right, he could be a Billy Davis ++ for us - we really need a **** up front. PS: Loved Pelle's goal celebration with the others, looked like someone's dad meeting his kids! (sizewise)

If he does return a better player, he can say he will have been to Hull and back.

Great first name! Though I thought it was more commonly a dog's name in Europe, at least that's what every single person I ever met there said to me.

That's funny! The next logical step is to go to the riverside with a phone and a fishing app - maybe people actually do that!

who says wan-yama and who says wany-ama? And who says potato?

I was going to challenge your maths, but then did the sums and you're right! How can the 5th month be 1/3 of the way through 12 I ask myself!

The nicotine bubblys are outlawed here in Australia, but my mate gets them from Singapore for a much cheaper price than cigarettes (currently ca. AU$17 for a 26 pack). I've had a few tokes and the 'experience' is much closer to a normal smoke than any other allegedly better smoke replacement. If and when I convert to them, I will post the details.

I'm sure it's a common blog thing, but I like the way we see where visitors are from on your page - I wonder if you have stats on it, as it reflects a widespread international interest. Where's the biggest non UK reader base?

Many football fans are ignorant, arrogant dullards. This includes Saints fans and quite large sections of my family! Thinking about it, before 'the emancipation' - World in Motion, Stone Roses, WSC, 442 etc, you'd struggle to find an average fan who wasn't a jerk.

Just seen that AB pic on my Facebook from someone who normally posts those ******** personal inspiration messages. No relation to Saints at all. It has become a ******** inspiration meme, ffs

Well, when you know you're looking for fish blow job, it's quite straightforward. It was sent to me by a Spanish friend who works in mental health, I am not sure if it is a therapeutic technique over there.

http://vidmax.com/video/71652-Boy-is-given-a-blowjob-by-a-fish-

http://vidmax.com/video/71652-Boy-is-given-a-blowjob-by-a-fish-

5hit pen!

Calling Turkish, JohnB(?), Jonnyboy(?), Tokyo, Bearsy et al to this thread. It begins again!

The standard approach is to kick, head or arse the ball into the net.

The Cat apologised, but he's got to understand that young children could be reading this page. I've had to bring my psychotherapist appointment forward myself.

FFS, us in Australia will have to wait six weeks for the steam boat to come in!

Ho hum, on the pre-season thread, Georgecousin gives a good idea why there isn't a stream

Well, come on you saints anyway

Only three hours to go. Think I'm going to fall asleep though.