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Stranger is an odd concept because statistically you're more likely to be abducted by a relative or a parents friend.

If you know where the siren is under the bonnet you can either remove it or fill it with expanding foam to silence it, bear in mind thought that some alarms systems will immobilise the ignition if any wires are cut. Best bet is to get an auto-electrician to disable it, should be about £75-ish.

Some great shouts, forgot all about Spiritualized. Amazing at The Pyramids and the Brighton Centre. Also saw Groove Armada at the Pyramids in band rather than DJ mode and have to say they were much better than the clip demonstrates in a previous post.

An artificial beach complex with bars, restaurants and other entertainment venus but without the dodgy chain cinemas instead art galleries, small music venues inside and out. For inspiration i'd look at the South Bank complex in Brisbane, it's next to a murky bit of river as well.

Primal Scream at the Wedgewood Rooms for a pre-Glastonbury 1997 warm up gig, rambling mess.

They might be old but Led Zeppelin at the O2 were easily the best band i've seen. Underworld, The Chemical Brothers, Jimmy Cliff, David Bowie and Radiohead on the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury were all pretty special in their own way.

Bmw 3-series, still practical(ish) when any kids arrive.

If you're going to a hotel just ask them to press them for you and pack them as normal.

I have to be honest i frequent a number of car forums and i've never heard of a roof getting slashed, the SLK is a girls car no doubt.

Inform her that it leaves more time for Duty Free.

Don't try Shaving Oil unless your razor has 2 blades or less, anything more and they clog up. I personally don't like the soap and brush technique as it dries my skin out. For those with dry/sensitive skin i've found the King of Shaves sensitive skin range of shaving Gel is pretty good as is The Source Aloe Vera shaving gel. On the subject of Razors i've gone back to using a 3 blade head as anymore just seems to clog up regardless of shaving gel/foam or oil.

Two pensioners restore Lancaster Bomber

Have you ever tried teaching an old person to use a smart phone? Murder can be justified.

Mmm, do i rise to the bait?

Socks, Cheese, Books, John Lewis Vouchers Wine & Gin. It's great getting old!

Michu was a non-starter, Laudrup had the inside line right from the very start.

Aunt Bessie is not welcome in this household, she can take her minging roast potatoes and shove them where the sun don't shine! I have just realised i have no cloves for the bread sauce

I hate to say it but i'm wary of supporting any 70's stars these days.

Cortese

Mountbatten was killed by MI5 to cover up Saville style questions.

Congratulations to Danny and his Mrs.

Swedish artist paints his driving licence 'photograph'

Number of methods to keep the turkey moist; a) Brine it, place it in a bucket of water with salt, pepper and various herbs and spices this will help keep everything moist and will introduce some flavours into the meat, very popular in the US. b) Roast the turkey upside down so the fat and juices run from the dark meat (where all the flavour is) through the breast meat. c) Bare minimum would be to cover the breast of the turkey with rashers of streaky bacon, also cover this with foil until halfway through cooking.

Just waiting for the NRA to say that if the kids/teachers were armed it wouldn't have happened

Congratulations Billy and Jade, named after?