swannymere

Have you ever tried teaching an old person to use a smart phone? Murder can be justified.

Mmm, do i rise to the bait?

Socks, Cheese, Books, John Lewis Vouchers Wine & Gin. It's great getting old!

Michu was a non-starter, Laudrup had the inside line right from the very start.

Aunt Bessie is not welcome in this household, she can take her minging roast potatoes and shove them where the sun don't shine! I have just realised i have no cloves for the bread sauce

I hate to say it but i'm wary of supporting any 70's stars these days.

Cortese

Mountbatten was killed by MI5 to cover up Saville style questions.

Congratulations to Danny and his Mrs.

Swedish artist paints his driving licence 'photograph'

Number of methods to keep the turkey moist; a) Brine it, place it in a bucket of water with salt, pepper and various herbs and spices this will help keep everything moist and will introduce some flavours into the meat, very popular in the US. b) Roast the turkey upside down so the fat and juices run from the dark meat (where all the flavour is) through the breast meat. c) Bare minimum would be to cover the breast of the turkey with rashers of streaky bacon, also cover this with foil until halfway through cooking.

Just waiting for the NRA to say that if the kids/teachers were armed it wouldn't have happened

Congratulations Billy and Jade, named after?

Should be interesting. Amsterdam to create scum villages

Good to know, but i'm still not sure if you can put regular and runflats on the same wheel, or if you need specific wheels. Some research is in order!

You might want to check out the cost of tyres on the 1-series, my mate had his work change a rear pair recently and it was over £500! They were runflats and i don't know if certain wheels can only use regular or runflat tyres?

I heard he was going to quit SFC due to being influenced by a few interweb warriors and their ramblings.

How much have you got to spend if you get rid?

Best atmosphere i've witnessed at St.Mary's was the cup game against Wolves on the way to the FA Cup Final, best at the Dell was MLT's goal against Arsenal in the last league game. Best away game was definitely Delhurst Park.

Is he committing political suicide by not implementing the findings of the Leveson enquiry? If yes, what do the Murdoch's have on him?

Apologies if already posted.

The Arkles is a great pre-match pub, remember walking in there before a Saints evening game years ago and being bought a pint by a scouser because i couldn't get near the bar!

If you've got time to kill in the afternoon's take a water taxi from the other side of the bridge adjacent to Centraal Station and take a leisurely cruise around to the Heineken brewery it's great. Stay clear of the Bulldog Cafe's, and find an Argentinian Steak house for the best steaks i've had outside Brazil and Australia. The red light district will be eye-opening especially the dark and dingy corners of it, the ladies range from Victoria's Secret to women who probably should carry a health warnign for your eyes and health. Enjoy.

Friday 14th June for all you Roses fans. nme.com - The Stone Roses to headline IOW Festival 2013