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The away is potentially more flattering, but be warned against horizontal stripes if you want something slimming (fashion fact). I cancelled my online order just before hitting the purchase button, and instead I am going to make the two hour journey to the stadium store so I can check out the refit too. Lawdy, just realised how ****ish all that sounds, sorry.

Unusual foreign or specialist abbreviations. Unnecessary repetition of unrelated detail. Vague caveats regarding validity of source. All classic obfuscation techniques. ;-)

This should really go in the HCDAJFU thread, as it's not even a rumour. However, seeing as nothing is happening regarding transfers at the moment (either at the club or on this thread), can I make a rumour up from scratch and post it here? It was inspiring to see how the Caped Crusader started an entire new thread yesterday based on a tenuous interpretation of something a supposed ITK'er said and I want a piece of that action! Ersan Gülüm 27yr old Australian born Turkish CB who has also played LB and Sweeper for Besiktas. :red panda: In all seriousness though: if we are being 'linked' with players from Livorno and River Plate, why not Besitkas?!

Latest Long Player from Dylan Ross (not the racehorse), fantastically odd rapper/producer from the Florida Alt-Rap scene. http://ilovedylanross.bandcamp.com/album/the-castle-of-depression Homie has been doing this sh!t for a while now and I really really like it. This is pretty darn dark and disturbing, in the best way. When I say 'odd' I mean ODD.

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Or perhaps a capped Turkish CB with Australia heritage who can play as a (mine) sweeper and LB? I'm running with this one, even if no one else is!

As the sun is out, I have been listening to Ska all day. Ska is what's at. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpYqTnHU9oM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Keep on spamming. This is quite good. Bit Arcade Fiery, not quite up there Decemberists - but that's what it reminded me of a bit. I will give the album a shot.

From the highlighted bits I conclude we are either signing all of Fleetwood Town or a young Turkish CB. Or Turkish himself. Or possibly all three.

You've gone and done it now; everyone will be waiting for Guan to post a picture of a blue panda.

Brilliant, an entire thread from that one comment? You'd rival Joseph Smith at taking anything as gospel.

According to the Wiki entry* for Sporting Hasselt they have NO GOALKEEPERS on their books. This might explain the 'why?' *yes, I know, I know.

Bottom of league one to safety in top half of premier league in five years. That was Marcus's 'ambition' wasn't it? I make that about 60 places in the league. Or a gain of 12 places a year. So, if Kat only wants a quarter of that, then that's a three place improvement in Saints league standings per year. Given that we finished 8th this year, Kat's ambition is to win the EPL title in three seasons time. I can live with that.

Like, say, Danny Ings? ;-) EDIT: only fair to back that up; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/10822149/World-Cup-2014-England-manager-Roy-Hodgson-should-hold-his-nerve-and-commit-to-youth.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2577811/Roy-Hodgson-keeping-tabs-Danny-Ings-plans-include-Burnley-striker-England-squad.html

Cool. I was being a bit lazy and unclear with that riposte, everyone's entitled to their opinion! Sadly, in this instance, it appears it is Alpine's OPINION that a spat with a defender is a bigger contribution to a football tournament than an assist for a winning goal. Personally, I believe the two things can be objectively compared; one being meaningless and the other being key to the final result.

Handstand/Hatstand

Okay... subjectivity*- judgment based on individual personal impressions and feelings and opinions rather than external facts I put the last bit in bold, just to highlight exactly why people think you are a bit of a knob. Hope it helps! Aha. still sent from my effing nexus 4, but I have found the setting now dammit.

I thought I'd join in with the fun and googled 'Jizz Cocks'. Not one single image of a smiling mammal. :-( Aha. still sent from my effing nexus 4, but I have found the setting now dammit.

I'd wear that! Always nice to have Bimbo across your chest. Aha. still sent from my effing nexus 4, but I have found the setting now dammit.

Daily Mirror hoping everyone that reads this article is both colour blind and an idiot (or maybe they truly believe 'Crimson' is a shade of deep Orange). Still, they have tried to crowbar the story in. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-kit-201415-luis-suarez-3867231

Cheeky! I nearly replied in earnest then! :-)

Good point. A bit Off Topic, sorry, but yes, THIS. Ambition is defined as a desire to ACHIEVE something. A footballer getting bought by a club who have already 'achieved' is not showing ambition themselves, but showing their greed and impatience. Aha. still sent from my effing nexus 4, but I have found the setting now dammit.

Of all the slaggings off, insults and put downs Lallana has received since he has left Saints, this is by far the worst. I hope his wife and kids don't read it.

You only had to ask, Bear; although I do appreciate the subterfuge.

Nope, I ain't asking, just I was interested to receive one this morning from 'Southampton FC'. Anyone else? This is clearly not the club and (I know you lot all run TOR behind offshore proxy's etc) but thought I'd put it out there... ...be warned, do not accept the request.