Crouchie's Lawyer

That's skates for you. Deluded and in their own reality. I bet none of them were against CSI taking over last time were they? As it has been shown by a few here it didnt take a private investigator to dig deep to find there was sufficient dirt on Antonov to suggest it was going to be a bad move but they pulled their knickers down quicker than a cheap wh0re to secure their short term future. The FPPT / FA / FL do have some questions to answer though. The FPPT seems to be a joke, it has proven to be flawed on so many occasions.

Come on Hypo FFS, how would they have won the FA Cup adding to their illustrious history if they took such a common sense approach to running a business though?! What an absurd thing to suggest they should have lived within their means - this is Portsmiff don't you know?! Kind of reminds me of the old 'sub prime' mortgage clients I used to deal with who were far more concerned with paying their Sky bills, driving nice shiny new cars, wearing all the top designer clobber and going on lavish holidays rather than paying the mortgage to keep the roof over their heads. It all eventually catches up with them in the end and leaves them on their @rse unless they accept the fact they are broker than H from step's anal virginity and start living within their means (or get lucky and come into a lot more money). Seeing as there was more chance of me getting my wicked way with Megan Fox than a sugar daddy riding in on his white horse and effectively throwing his money away and investing in PFC to get them out of the doo doo then they had to face facts and budget accordingly. They didnt and now they are paying!

Damn this thread. I am working from home today meant to be making calls but this is enthralling and I cannot stop reading! I compare this to how my Mrs must feel when a really good episode of one of her tosh soaps is on TV and she is dead to the world in concentration to the TV!

Glad to see that it has been widely recorded now to the open public what scum AA really is. Not just our opinion but seemingly the opinion of those in the same profession. He is effectively calling AA a cowboy with that comment, which he is! I feel for the true fans of Pompey and want nothing more than them to be the annoying little sibling of ours we had all those years so dont really want them wound up but everything they have done over the last few years just points to cheating in every way shape and form. Even the administrator appointed to look out for the creditors (AA) are bent FFS!

It's beggars belief if some fool takes that 'BS' bribe of £500k for AA to be appointed administrator. It goes to show what a mockery these Poopey owners think of the UK business market. To me and more than likely everyone else, it looks like a bribe. Knowing full well AA is a puppet of his and without AA at the helm sorting him out he wont get what he wants from the Admin. Crooks, the lot of them. Throw the fecking book at them and let them rot, this way it will send out a clear message to any dodgy investors looking to make a quick buck by pillaging a football team because it is seemingly an easy target with the FL's fit and propper persons test being a joke.

He is an avid Pompey fan, he would know who DL is. Nope, only what I have seen on a Facebook status from an avid Pompey fan friend of mine Not sure, he may have something to do with Gobsh!te yeah. I work with a lot of people who used to use EBT's (before they were outlawed in April 2011) and although they flew very close to the wind with what may be classed as tax avoidance my understanding is that they were (just about) legitimate due to loopholes in tax laws. These loopholes were closed April 2011 and subsequently they were outlawed (although now exist in a new format utilising a new loophole in a slightly different way). Other than a couple of smaller EBT schemes a few years ago I havent known of any claw backs from HMRC so do not think they would be pulled up on this one.

A skate friend of mine was at the game last night and enjoyed the pleasure of sitting with Lampitt after the game for a drink. His status on Facebook afterwards read: "I had a drink with David Lampitt tonight... PFC is gone everybody... RIP PFC" The post was commented on by others asking him what DL said and he replied: "He said it's over. His own words. No press, the truth" ... "No money, no one wants us" Someone then said "surely it's only going into administration and not being wrapped up completely??" to which the response was: "No, we are dead and buried. His own words in front of my work mate. He said it was a fight we cannot win. I told him I am a lifelong fan. He just said we will fight to the end" another comment from him read "One of his (DL's) comments stuck in my head, he said that "I dont see a way out of this one". He even asked if Jobsite could buy Pompey. He gave every air of a beaten man" Just thought I would share this.

Air Improve based in Winchester http://www.airimprove.ltd.uk can help with the heat pump. It's my Dad's firm, I used to work for them. I don't know a great deal about the technical side of the GSHP's (as I wasnt involved in that side of the business) but I understand a bit about them and know they are able to supply and fit them for you if required. I think they would be able to provide you with a quote to fit one if you are interested - take a look at their website and enquire if you want to know more. They would also be able to assist with the maintentance side of things I am sure. Hope that helps!

Mods, any chance of a sticky??

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Goes to show what an easy job reporting for the Echo really is. *sit on ass waiting for a bit of news to hit facebook/twitter/internet in general, re-hash and submit* Job done, play a bit of online games and feel proud of the fact you can pick up your paycheck...

Sorry mate, you have now been added!

I'm honoured mate, glad to be of assistance! All the best, I hope it works out for you. I'm sure it will. Im sure you could probably find someone on here with IT skills to design a website for you too to assist with your new venture

Is that really your job Hatch? I assumed you were joking...? I'll put you up if it wasnt a joke...

Mods do you think we could now get this to be a sticky? Seems to be a lot of interest and acts as a notice board of sorts...

Anything to take your mind of the itchy bumhole eh?

Haha I know who you are Bridgey. Needless to say I think you know who I am too. Albeit I didn't actually work with you at a previous company which is no more, I left before you started and am working with a couple of the people you used to work with too before starting where you are now... My director (not mentioning names) is also speaking with your director about possible links between us and you for business. Hopefully by now you may have worked out who I am!

Looking good so far guys, a lot of people have contributed already. Please feel free to add more and I will update the list every couple of days. MODS: can we make this a sticky please for easy reference if people need anything? I'm sure there will be more people adding to this in time as well...

Thanks S-Clarke, I have done this now and nothing is showing on the scan so assume it is something to do with the IE add ons

Thanks guys, I will try the above. I am just upgrading to IE 9 (was using a previous version). How do I tell if McAfee has installed a IE plug in which isnt working correctly then? And pardon my ignorance but where would I get Malware bytes from and does it cost?

Hi guys, I am not very tech minded so thought I would ask on here to see if anyone could help me. My laptop is only around 6 months old. I have McAfee protection on here (albeit I think I have been unprotected for a little while as I have only recently got this) but do not really use my laptop for anything like downloading music, mainly just work stuff which is a web based remote system. For some reason over the last month or so, it has been really slow? Mainly on the internet (although this has nothing to do with my internet speed as my phone is fine on wifi). The computer seems to constantly freeze for a few seconds before loading something and if I click whilst it is thinking it comes up with 'not responding' in brackets next to the header at the top of the page (windows internet explorer) albeit only temporarily before it seems to kick in and direct me where I want to go (rather than remain not responding). I have noticed a couple of times when I have shut the computer down that it says there are programs in the background running which have not been propoerly closed and gives me the option to force close them but it rectifies this automatically within a few seconds and shuts down on its own accord without me clicking on anything. Dont know if this has anything to do with it as I always close every program down (I can see) when I shut it down? I have scanned my laptop for viruses but cant seem to find anything and do not think I am using anywhere near the full memory capacity so cannot gathom why it is running slow? Any ideas?

Ill put you down as a male escort then?

Quite the opposite in fact. January was the best month I've had in a long time. Still think the concept maybe being missed...

Think the concept of the thread has flown over your head. How many threads do you see saying things like "anyone know a good plumber/accountant/solicitor/mechanic etc? This can just be one central directory of jobs. As mentioned it was pretty well received when I did its couple of years ago so thought I would do it again as no doubt people would have changed jobs. If it gains me business great, if not no problem but if it helps put people in touch with who they want to speak with (plumber/mechanic/builder etc) easily then surely that's not a bad thing? Why be cynical about it?

I also specialise in placing mortgages for contractors who earn a day rate so if this applies to you and you have struggled to get a mortgage in the past, lemme know and I'll be happy to help