Crouchie's Lawyer

Exactly! Please show me where you broke the Damiano interest too Glasgow. I've checked through both the Damiano thread and this one and as far as I can see you are no where near the first person to mention our interest. I'm sure if I could be arsed to look through the Banega thread and other threads for stories you claim to have broke (which as someone has said seem to be growing in numbers) it would be the same. I'd suggest if anyone likes to hear snippets of saints transfer information yet do not really care if it is true or not then simply sign up to ****ter and follow anything with the saintsfc hashtag. There are a number of 'agent' accounts linking us with Messi and the like which you can get wet over

Then he doesn't have long before that 100% record is broken...

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Glasgow has been a bit quiet.... Tick rock on the old reputation.... Would be happy to be proven wrong mind but personally, if I were in the know, I wouldn't spout the same line "I broke the blah blah blah blah story" every 5 minutes someone challenges your ITK credibility. I'd probably take the smug high ground and simply say "chose to believe what you want, we shall see..." Besides, a couple of the things you 'broke' I'm pretty sure were broke by others before you. Only people ITK in this forum from what I've seen are VMAN and K Billy. Everyone else seems to be 'look at me'... Like I said, happy to be proved wrong but boasting about things you claim to know, drawing in others like the pied piper draws in rats doesn't make you look good when it doesn't come off. Miltonroader the second!

Who was it that said there would be exciting news this Friday (just gone)? Not implying it was you Glasgow (it may have been?) but someone definitely said someone was signing on Friday just gone and that obviously didn't happen. I thought K Billy was the first person to say Lovren was signing?

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No, did Redknapp keep us up last time? He would come here, demand to spend the kind of money he did for the fishy few on washed up has beans who might (although highly unlikely) do it for one season to keep us up but would be on ££££'s per week. The new boss has the right attitude and although I don't like the way Cortese got rid of Adkins or the timing of it, what is done is done and we have to get behind the new guy and support him. The time for bickering, moaning and complaining can be at the end of the season if Cortese's plan has back fired. Redknapp is a mercenary though, just look at his comments about QPR having players they cannot afford for a club with 18k crowds, players on too much and not worth it then he goes and signs a player on rumoured to be £70k a week. He is a dodgy, ball sack faced chump and I wouldn't want him anywhere near our club again.

Anyone else slightly concerned the new manager has indicated that we do not need anyone else in the rest of the transfer window? I thought the one good thing to come from him coming on board is that we may attract a couple of big name players which would enhance the squad this window which we may not have been able to get with Adkins otherwise seems very strange timing to do this??

Would tie in with a tweet I saw on one of the other threads where a Spanish (?) person had said two of his friends would get a new job tomorrow...

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Not working. As much as I think Clyne is a good player and Gox has a good left foot they leave us exposed too much at the back time and time again. May work for the Uniteds, Man City's and Arsenal who have decent players to back it up but for a team where we are we need a solid back four. Keep clean sheets first. We have attackers and midfielders who can score. We don't need to lose half our defence every time we have an attack. The amount of goals we have shipped and the 2nd WBA goal goes so show we get rinsed on counter attacks. Something needs to be done. Aside from the Lambert shot on the bar (which was a lucky deflection) and his header on the first half we haven't looked like scoring at all and for a supposed attacking team that's very poor! Attacking mentality isn't working. Build a solid team. I'd rather see us nick the odd 1-0 and play solidly, like WBA have done tonight than see us score 1 or 2 yet concede 3,4 or 5. Sort it out, we're becoming the laughing stock of the league and the whipping boys

Well done, 10 SWF points to you. I would like to point out he hasnt stopped beating that same drum 2 years down the line. Do you now realise what a twonk you look like Alpine when we were promoted that very season you whinged like a little girl? As well as the season after then. Maybe you should save your bed wetting for after the season has finished if we do not happen to do well, and starting a thread like 'Do you think our lack of quality transfers this season was the reason we struggled?' otherwise you just end up looking like a right div.... AGAIN. It's laughable how you started that thread in July though but here we are 2 years later and you're doing the same again, albeit slightly later. Do you not understand most business is conducted at the end of the window?

I thought I would try and look back through the records to see how many pages the Skacel affair took but sadly, I think this was before the whole history of the site was wiped a few years ago so I cant seem to find it. I did however stumble across a few thread title gems which made me laugh and thought I would share one particular one with you all to take a step away from the Ramirez saga. I thought I could make it into a little game of sorts. Now no cheating now, you only cheat yourself, so no looking for it but who was the author of the following thread dated the middle of July 2010 (with a whopping 1 month and 15 days before the transfer window closed!) 'Brutally honest, forget it's me posting this, who is disappointed in our transfers' 10 SWF points up for grabs for the first correct answer.... Go!

I think the easiest way to do this is to ban Hypo and DPS. Bed wetting girls seem to drag every thread down by continuosly *****ing and moaning about our transfer policy and how NA has said seomthing and not delivered on it. It is not even 1st September yet FFS! We all understand you want us to sign defenders, no one is in disagreement with you on this matter but FFS leave it up to the club and STOP going on and on and on and on and on about it! You are starting to really act like WUM's and annoying people by posting the same thing again and again and again! Mike, could I suggest a thread set up for people to whinge and moan about our transfer activity and infractions dished out to people who comment on here flounting the rules? And before one of you smart arses points out, I am fully aware this post does not contain any speculation about transfers but I am just reiterating Mike's frustration as I happen to like this thread and dont want it closed again due to the same old dullards spouting the same old ****

I wonder if any of the bed wetters criticising NC for 'going on holiday' at a critical time would care to apologise for being big girls blouses then? Looks like this 'holiday' may have been spent trying to secure one of Europe's hottest talents which we may just pull off...

From reading your posts recently I would have never guessed you were desperate! Rolley eye thing

Seems very SSDD on here at the moment. Believe me, I want a new CB or two and RM as much as the next fan but there are some ****ing bed wetting pansies on here that seem to love the sound of their own voice bleating on about how NC shouldn't go on holiday and moaning that we are doing sweet FA because they haven't heard a made up rumour from Dave down the pub or ****ter.com in the last 5 minutes. You can bet you bottom dollar these same people wanting a signing, any signing ASAP would be the first people to ***** and moan if we settled for anyone and brought in a player who they didn't think was worthy but they equally don't have any patience to wait for us to bring in the right people. Chill out FFS there is still time, I'd rather wait and get the right player than bring in someone mediocre just to appease the bed wetters amongst us!

Big WHOOSH for you...

Must try harder....

He's found Kanu...

Starting line of that article: "NIGEL Adkins has so far signed two new players for Saints’ Premier League return, with a third expected to arrive soon." Then.... "The St Mary’s boss has so far brought in a striker, a central midfielder and a left back." Now my maths isnt the best but 1) Striker (Jay Rod) 2) Central Midfielder (Davis) and 3) Left Back ??? I can only assume it is Buttner but from the above it says 'already signed'?! Echo poor reporting or do they know something about it already being confirmed? I am pretty sure they are talking about Buttner anyway unless I have completely missed something?

Are they all stupid? You'd think they would have known their (ex) captain's name is Davis and not Davies?! They really do rate themselves don't they? They are a championship standard side who up until recently have been playing in a league which is a similar standard to an English pub team league. They are being relegated to a league no better than the Tyro league and wonder why their players are leaving?! Jeez! The only thing decent about them is the number of fans they have and their stadium!