Crouchie's Lawyer

I have: * The large mirror with the team names, score (and if memory serves as it is in the loft now) a picture of the FA cup in the middle. It's about 30" x 30" * The decorative plate * Black mug with the squads signatures * Numerous thick plastic carrier bags (which aren't really strong enough to hold anything now!) with the FA cup and squad names on it * Couple of rulers somewhere * A Sammy Saint (in the yellow kit) clay wall model although not sure if this was specifically to do with the FA Cup final * Think my dad has the Apron somewhere still too * Some rosettes * The retro 'man bag' too with a picture of the game which I used to keep my lego in as a kid * Think we have a smaller mirror too Probably a few other bits and bobs too. Can probably safely say I have the most memorabilia from then because even though it was 6 years before I entered this life, my Dad seeing an opportunity to make a bit of money and being a fan too (as well as a friend of Nick Holmes) went out and purchased a s**t load of memorabilia and sold it all in the hype that surrounded us winning the cup to pay for him and my mum to go away on holiday. He kept quite a few bits for himself too thankfully! He has told me the story many times of how after he sold it all, he changed the money he made up into £50 notes and hid them all around the house for my mum to find. She found a couple and was ecstatic as to how much he had made from it only to keep finding more and more £50 notes around the house!

Weekly & Monthly winners of the Power Mortgages Ltd Fantasy Football FAO 'Aza's Rejects' congratulations you have won the 1st monthly prize and grab yourself £20 in gift vouchers. Please get in contact to claim this prize. If you go to 'forum' in the Power Mortgages fantasy football league you will see how to get in contact with me. FAO 'The Orange Peels' please get in touch (see the thread 'Weekly winners' in the forum in the Power Mortgages League on the Fantasy Football website) you have won game week 3 of the Power Mortgages Fantasy Football League and win yourself £10 in gift vouchers, congrats. FAO 'Saintsdan' you are still outstanding your £10 gift voucher from gameweek 1 as I have no contact details for you, please get in touch. I don't want to post personal names on here for privacy issues but if anyone knows the owners of the teams 'Aza's Rejects', 'The Orange Peels' and 'Saints dan' (who I am guessing are all in the TSW league) please can they point them in my direction as I am only a meagre registered user so cannot PM (and their user names on here may also not be same as they are simply their FF team names). The league is still open for people to join if they so wish, code is 360447-93154. Doesnt matter that you would be coming in late as there are weekly prizes to be won depending upon your game week score which bears no relevance to your league position (The Orange Peels are actually 8th in the league but won this week on most points scored)!

Bump, 'Saintsdan' please get in contact re gameweek 1, you have won £10 gift vouchers

Thank you Millbrook, glad someone remembered I did in fact say I think it was BS but wanted someone to check SSN as I didn't have access to a TV! And no Shurlock, it is not the same mate. I don't have 'form'. 'Form' is reserved for those posters (like Glasgow) claiming to be ITK, starting whole new threads for their BS or claiming things will definitely happen. I asked a question about something I thought was BS and was asking someone to confirm this, bit different! I suggest you re-read posts before making comments like that...

Taken it mate. It may be money down the drain but that is preferable to seeing the smug grin on my mates face with a fist full of cash saying "I did tell you..." like he did when Adkins ended up at Reading. I have offset it (just in case) by putting a tenner on Liverpool so I make £20 if they nab him. Of course if he goes elsewhere or stays put I've lost out but I got a free £10 bet with Sky so only really put £20 of my own funds into it.

Originally posted 21/08/2013 - 11:30am Following on from some information I was given by a friend who has known other things long before they happen. He is a good friend of mine and hasn't told me his 'source' but before Adkins was announced as Reading Manager he knew about it, I'm guessing from the same source. Not saying this is nailed on to happen but it ties in nicely with what FF said as he also said it was very hush, hush and the Sinclair story was being used as a cover up. He knew he'd sign for WBA even when odds were slashed on us signing him and there was no talk of the Moses link anywhere. I believe at the time odds on us (which were not even published anywhere) were around 85/1 to sign Moses by calling up Sky Bet. Kinda wish I'd taken a punt on it now! Part of me didn't want to believe him as he can be a bit of a wind up merchant from time to time and I didn't wanna was £20 at his expense but having seen the article and also seen what FF said, wish I'd done it now!

... See Glasgow, that's how you do it (I realise he hasn't signed yet) but posting something I was given a snippet of BEFORE it is broke elsewhere rather than spouting about how you broke stories already available in other media outlets and rabbiting on about being popular...

Mods, if at all possible, please can you make this a temp sticky until this message has been received by he correct party. I have tried posting the message in the actual fantasy football thread but the problem is that as it is not a sticky, it gets buried quickly and I don't think the person has been able to see my message. ********************************************************************************8 FAO 'Saintsdan' please get in touch regarding the Fantasy Football (see the thread 'Weekly winners' in the forum in the Power Mortgages League on the Fantasy Football website) you won game week 1 of the Power Mortgages Fantasy Football League and win yourself £10 in gift vouchers, congrats. I don't want to post his personal name on here for privacy issues but if anyone knows the owner of the team Saintdan (who I am pretty sure is also in the TSW league where it is displayed anyway) please can they point him in my direction as I am only a meagre registered user so cannot PM (and his user name on here may also not be Saintdan as that is simply his FF team name). If the rest of the guys who have joined up to the league from here could email me their contact details too (again please see the forum within the Power Mortgages League on details of this) then I will not have to chase up people on here if they win a game week, month or even the season. Finally if anyone else wants to join, it is not too late. Whilst you are 2 game weeks behind (I don't know if it will carry your points forward if you already have a team in another league?) which may make it a little trickier to win the monthly/season prizes, you can still win the weekly prize of £10 which is based upon the highest scorer in the game week. Please see the fantasy football thread (currently on page 3 or 4) for registration details.

You don't need to register another account. Go into settings and then iTunes & App stores, from there click on your Apple ID, click 'view Apple ID' sign in with password and it will show a little GBR flag. Go in there, change it to Egypt, download Al Jazeera app then once you have done that you can go back in carry out the same steps and change it back to GBR. I contacted the Overplay (people who provide the SmartDNS) by their 'live help' button on the left side of the screen and said I cannot get it to work on iPad and they advised me to download the app 'OpenVPN'. They then sent me some files by email (make sure you ask for Eqypt server VPN file), once you have the attachment of the file type they send in email to you (easiest to access your emails from your iPad) it gives you the option of opening it in OpenVPN app. Log in with your Overplay details and you'll see when connected 'VPN' next to the Wifi logo on the top left of iPad. You should then be able to sign into the AJ app and watch. If you find it easier and don't mind posting your email address on here, download the 'OpenVPN' app on your iPad and I can email you the attachments I used. On a separate note, since messing around with all these DNS, IP, VPN stuff (which to be fair goes over my head!) I have noticed my PS3 is now not connecting to the internet, anyone else had this problem? I've only changed the details on my laptop and iPad as I wasn't fussed about watching it through my PS3 and don't know if it is just a coincidence as my PS3 has connected to the internet since I changed the details last Sat but it is now not working and don't know if it is to do with this changing DNS malarkey? Any help would be appreciated as I really want to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix but as PS3 cannot find an IP address, it wont sign me into the PS network???

Anyone know how to change the commentary to English on the iPad?

My PC is working fine!

FAO 'Saintsdan' please get in touch (see the thread 'Weekly winners' in the forum in the Power Mortgages League on the Fantasy Football website) you have won game week 1 of the Power Mortgages Fantasy Football League and win yourself £10 in gift vouchers, congrats. I don't want to post his personal name on here for privacy issues but if anyone knows the owner of the team Saintdan (who I am guessing is also in the TSW league) please can they point him in my direction as I am only a meagre registered user so cannot PM (and his user name on here may also not be Saintdan as that is simply his FF team name).

Don't worry, I have found it, albeit commentary is not in English. Anyone know how to change commentary to English (if possible) on the iPad? Picture quality is top notch though!

Anyone trying to watch the Chelsea v Villa game on AJS tonight? I am watching it on my iPad but when I click on the link for the game, it is taking me to the Arsenal game?? Anyone else have this problem?

Victor Moses anyone? Odds have apparently been slashed on us signing him? I know that could simply be down to the fact that more people are betting on it with Punch going out on loan but, young, British, hungry... fits the mould and lets face it, unless a lot of injuries and not including cup games, he wont play this season for them. My guess is we will see Sinclair or Moses possibly coming in to replace the departed Punch. It's been covered but Punch was one of our best attacking options last season and whilst a few new additions may have put him down the pecking order a little, he could still have done a job for us from the bench this season so IMO we need to replace him. I think we ideally needed another AM before this news of Punch going out. I think it is critical now.

I like to think of myself as fairly switched on and not too bad at computers but a few of you have made it sound as if it is child's play setting this up. I was up till 5am this morning trying to get this sorted including spending an hour on their 'live chat' online assistance which was absolutely ****ing useless by the way! Their operators took 5 minutes to respond to your question and assume that you have a doctorate in IT with how they talk to you. I eventually insisted that they cancel my subscription to Overplay which I had just signed up with as I was getting nowhere and getting more and more frustrated. Tried that. I get lost at the point where it says I should be changing my 'local area connection' as I am connected through a Wireless network connection (Virgin Media) so my local area connection and local area connection 2 are not being used? When I click on the wireless network connection it doesn't give me options to change IP numbers or anything. Problem with this (correct me if I am wrong) is that I wont then be able to watch it on my iPad which is the main one for me. Does this mean that I wont have to fack around with entering in different codes, switching DNS's and messing around with IP's. I'd happily pay a bit more per month to just have something which does it without messing around as I am clearly not technical enough to work out what to do. I am having the same problem as someone has mentioned above though on my iPad, it say authentication failed or something.

Ok, I'm having major problems with this. Urgent help appreciated... I have signed up for Overplay and got a Smart DNS account. I have got to the following point on the how to guide: Once you have the SmartDNS all setup we to proceed to sign up. Once that is connected we need to go to the JSC/AlJazeera website and sign up. The link to sign up is HERE However, when I click on the 'HERE' it simply says: 'Sorry, you cannot access this page in your location. Due to rights restrictions, premium content is not available to view where you are. Please contact us if you are located in one of the following territories and our team will investigate your settings: Algeria, Bahrain, Chad, Djibouti, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, Palestine (including the Gaza Strip and the West Bank), Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, United Arab Emirates or Yemen. Please note that you will not be granted access to the service if your IP address is determined to be in a territory outside of those listed above. If you are located outside of these territories you can watch Al Jazeera Sport Global and Al Jazeera Sport News anywhere in the world through this website or through our apps. For all the latest sports news and results scores please visit http://www.aljazeerasport.net.' So I am obviously doing something wrong?? I thought this would be simple! I'm normally ok with technology and this type of thing but the how to guide seems to be missing a 'step by step' guide as I have followed it to the letter but still cant find out how to work this?! Please help before KO tomorrow!!!

Ok, I'm having major problems with this. Urgent help appreciated... I have signed up for Overplay and got a Smart DNS account. I have got to the following point on the how to guide: Once you have the SmartDNS all setup we to proceed to sign up. Once that is connected we need to go to the JSC/AlJazeera website and sign up. The link to sign up is HERE However, when I click on the 'HERE' it simply says: 'Sorry, you cannot access this page in your location. Due to rights restrictions, premium content is not available to view where you are. Please contact us if you are located in one of the following territories and our team will investigate your settings: Algeria, Bahrain, Chad, Djibouti, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, Palestine (including the Gaza Strip and the West Bank), Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, United Arab Emirates or Yemen. Please note that you will not be granted access to the service if your IP address is determined to be in a territory outside of those listed above. If you are located outside of these territories you can watch Al Jazeera Sport Global and Al Jazeera Sport News anywhere in the world through this website or through our apps. For all the latest sports news and results scores please visit http://www.aljazeerasport.net.' So I am obviously doing something wrong?? I thought this would be simple! I'm normally ok with technology and this type of thing but the how to guide seems to be missing a 'step by step' guide as I have followed it to the letter but still cant find out how to work this?! Please help before KO tomorrow!!!

He has just confirmed he was BS'ing as I suspected

As I said, I called BS on him and was really asking someone who has access to SSN to verify this. Have I put 'we've signed him'? Something about a pot, kettle and black springs to mind but I can't put my finger on it...

My mate has just texted me to say we are announcing signing of Damiao for £25m and Banega for £15m today and it will be on SSN shortly. I called BS on him but he is adamant... anyone able to get to SSN and check this out?

Hi guys, hope mod'd dont mind me posting this but if you fancy joining a fantasy football league with prizes, free to enter and free to play the Power Mortgages Ltd, a Southampton based mortgage brokers are hosting a league. Invites to our clients will be sent out next week so there are only a few people so far (mainly staff) but anyone is welcome to join if they wish. http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ Code to join this league: 360447-93154 Prizes!! Every week, the person with the most game points for that week will win £10 in gift vouchers Every month, the person leading the league will win £20 in gift vouchers The eventual winner of the league will win £100 of gift vouchers T&C's Power Mortgages Limited Decision is final in every instance. In order to make this a viable proposition with the time it will take to administer the league, we need there to be enough participants. The prizes will only be available if there is a minimum of 20 participants in the league exclusing Power Mortgages Limited employees In the event of there being a draw in points for the weekly or monthly prize, the players with the most points will go head to head in the following week/month and whoever scores higher in that following week/month will win the prize for the previous month (think top trumps where you draw the next card if two cards with the same value are played against each other!) In the event of a tie for the league at the end of the season, the winner will be the person with the most points in the final game week. If that is tied too it will go to the previous game week and so on. Participants are entitled to submit one team per person each - no multiple entries Winners will be paid in Post Office 'One 4 All' gift vouchers which will be sent within a week of winning. There are no cash alternatives. Polite request though, please keep teams names non offensive! Be good if some of you want to join though to see who the best arm chair manager is amongst us!

Pointless fact but my great grand parents used to be the Landlords of said pub. I used to love playing on the trampolines in the garden round the back.

Check the thread which started last week. Page 2 titled 'one in, one out this week' started by GS

Maybe you can keep your wummery refined to the muppet show now Glasgow. You don't ever 'break' anything yourself. Your showed this by claiming to break the fact Everton were interested in Wanyama on that tread only to be shown by another poster posting a link that there was an online article around 10 days before you 'broke' the story. As Hypo has said, you do it every year trying to wind up the sheep on here who love to hear information and hang off your every word (sadly) no matter how wrong it is. Tip: if you're gonna wum then try and do it a little less arrogantly. Cue stock response from GS "I broke the lovren story (you didn't) I broke the Damiano interest (you didn't), kit launch, released list blah blah blah" And boasting about bring the most popular person on SWF ever (as you have done on another thread) make you look like a 13 year old school girl who tries to add lots of 'friends' on Facebook to make themselves look popular. Even after accusing you of being a wum you even sent be a friend request?! Haha