Crouchie's Lawyer

Ah forgot I already said it

Badminton can only be played by the elite sportsmen. I would ruin you

Bewbs?

In your mewbs?

Why have you reded out the background MB?

Whatever floats your boat scotty. Personally I prefer my women without a beard. IMO, it is having its cake and eating it. People get teh secks changes because they are apparently trapped inside the body of the opposite secks. If this is the case, then why retain teh lady bits? Surely your not as much of a man as you think, if you want to keep certain bits. Cake and eat it springs to mind. Also, is his/her/its girlfriend a lezzer or not? If she is a lezzer, why is she with shim? And if she is not a lezzer, why is she with shim? Creates so many questions.

Arghhhhhhhhhhh! Get yourself to a doctor man, quick sharp! And cease all communication with Jason to risk potential infection if you do not already have it. Let god be with you.

Ah you motherf*cker, I didnt realise that was your avatar! Not yet, I think I can get another 20 or so years of teh secks still...

Was going to say the Histroy Museum years ago, then remember this one. Its technically a museum and very very funny. I like the bit right at the end, where there is that flasher dude that jumps out at you. And teh giant willeh. You can hug that thing its so huge. A little like mine

:smt042 that made me lol Yup, and there was me thinking that multiple usernames was a big no no :roll: yes I ham I got into work at 10 and had to get up into a loft straight after. I have only just logged on, so Im afraid that must have been an inpersonator! No, infact the opposite. I have never had a previous username, but I understand I post/spam in the same way as Crouchie used to, so people are putting 2 + 2 togther getting 7. Mongtardflidsluts

I thought the same when I heard it yesterday. I bet they will all blame him though (and to a degree it is his fault) but had they insisted on him bagging up, they wouldnt be in that mess. That will teach them for lovin the vein

you missed c*nt off the list

Tomorrow, start work slightly later as have a couple of hours flexi, try to work as little as possible during day. Night in with teh Mrs in teh evening. Saturday, probably a bit of tidying round the house, over mates for a smoke in teh evening. Sunday, nothing much during the day, playing badminton in teh evening

Babes? WTF? Is there something behind that or just a random selection? I thought Im_no_sinner was quite witty. If I am not a sinner, then I am a Saint! Beats Saint_Ben or similar

Beat me to it. The Journo's and speed at which they report news need to be 'updated'

Im Crouchie's lawyer. I think that would be a good username. Considering changing it to that!

No, there you go. Happy? Mods can I have the moving one please?

Meh, i'd take someone that fooled a lot of people on the innernets as my alternative username. Although I have a better body than him!

You do realise that it wasnt his girlfriend don't you?

Stink of sh*t? You cheeky f*cker. I told you I had an accident that day. You promised you wouldn't say anything! :mad:

Just eat a sh*t load of food, you get off lightly (pardon the pun) http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081113/twl-prisoner-freed-for-being-too-fat-3fd0ae9.html

Christ Trousers you like clinging to a bit of hope, not matter how small and insignificant it is and holding on for dear life dont you? Saints are not going to be taken over, deal with it. The rest of us have and people who mention rumours about takeovers are just attention seeking. Yes it is a coincidence, nothing more.

I rent and all utility bills are paid for by the landlord, so my passport will have to suffice Im afraid...

Assume away