Crouchie's Lawyer

Cover up... woofta. Put some grease on that bad boy and grow yourself a second head. Then squeeze the life out of the f*cker

Thanks. I feel it may drag on though and consequently I still feel sh!t! Dont wanna be at work and very tired too

Was it a comedy suit? Or, dont tell me, sold as 'my husband died wearing this suit'. :smt042

The sh!test c*ntiest weekend ever FACT

Were you drunk?

Love it

What if she had 9, or even 13 tatoos? Would that be ok?

Im on the corner waiting for a light to come on That’s when I know that you’re alone Its cold in the desert, water never sees the ground Special unspoken without sound Told me you loved me, that I’d never die alone Hand over your heart, lets go home Everyone’s noticed, everyone has seen the signs Ive always been known to cross lines I never ever cried when I was feeling down Ive always been scared of the sound Jesus don’t love me, no one ever carried my load Im too young to feel this old Here’s to you, here’s to me On to us, nobody knows Nobody see’s, nobody but me

Then he would pull you for that!

...is Sara Cox

This is something I always do when I see a Skoda on the motorway. Thing is, it's also other cars they use now too, like Fords and Vauxhalls. I always presumed they would be 07/08 plates too, but looking at the link at the top, they range in ages up to 04?!

Done. Very good idea WS!

I was wondering about that. If you sleep with someone with teh aids or teh HIV, if it was a gimme you would catch it. Didnt realise it was only a 1 in 2000 chance though? technically then, if he did sleep with 100 women, statistically, they would be very unlucky to have caught it. I was thinking there would be 100 more HIV infected people in Leicester!

Phil is cool. When I am a man of 50, I will aspire to be just like him. He is living the dream \\:D/

Propper lolage at this thread. I have teh ear ache so canny sleep. Thought I would come on here and read a bit before ruling teh world on FM. Scu, how the hell are you going to a hen night? Surely no self respecting girl would invite a bloke. Unless that bloke was teh ghey???

Or he is abusing an animal, which, is more than likely

I found it too, however it hasnt worked. I resized it fine, but it is not a gif?! When I save it, it saves as a picture?! Mods please can you do it? Its not as if I have not tried and I am being lazy, I have spent about 20 minutes on this now and still cant seem to find a way which it resizes, as a working gif!?

Well done then!

Maybe because you cannot understand the concept that two blokes can be mates? This I would imagine stems from the fact that you bum all the men you meet? :smt102

I have, see above. Can you do it for me... Pretty please???

Now honestly Pancake, did you know the answer already?

Here is one. If you know it, please dont ruin it for those who dont... Mike, Tim, and Sam were caught stealing so the King sent them to the dungeon. But the king decided to give them a chance. He made them stand in a line and put hats on their heads. He told them that if they answer a riddle, they could go free. Here is the riddle: Each of you has a hat on your head. You do not know the color of the hat on your own head. If one of you can guess the color of the hat on your head, I will let you free. But before you answer, you must keep standing in this line. You cannot turn around. Here are my only hints: There are only black hats and white hats. At least one hat is black. At least one hat is white. Mike couldn’t see any hats. Tim could see Mike’s hat but not his own. Sam could see Mike’s hat and Tim’s hat but not his own. After one minute, nobody had solved the riddle. But then a short while later, one of them solved the riddle. Who was it and how did he know?

Here is list of 1955 Atlantic Hurricanes... (according to my friend sticky Wiki) Alice, Tropical Storm Brenda, Connie, Diane, Edith, Tropical Storm five, Flora, Gladys, Hilda, Ione, Janet, Tropical Storm Eleven, Katie

I have spent about 15 minutes looking through them now and the ones which I find either resize it and it then becomes a still, or, wont resize it. I dont want to keep downloading new software to this laptop, as it is a work one. I have found on-line ones, which have successfully re-sized it, but when I try to apply it to my avatar, it says file is too large?! Do you have special admin powers which can over ride this? As i fail to see how this file can be larger than my other avatars? Your one is a picture though, rather than a gif

I thought Janet was one too???