Crouchie's Lawyer

yup. But Corp will tell you its another two weeks.... :roll:

And as if by magic, it now makes complete sense! You should be a female to male translator, using terms the male mind can comprehend!

Brilliant

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/58592/ Seriously, if she is this 'intelligent' Im sure she would believe that me sleeping with her would prolongue her life, looks and career!

Meaning? Tush as in 'shake ya tush' aka bum?

Yes, completely agree with you mate. However, my Mrs has two sets of Wine Glasses, small and large, she has Champagne glasses and plastic champagne glasses too! I say just ditch everything but the large wine glasses but oh no, apparently there is reasons why they have them all!

Fairdy doodies!

Link possibly?

Spider crab, spider crab, does whatever a spider crab does, can he swing from a web, no he cant, he's a crab, lookout, its spider crab! Sounds very good mate, how much did it cost if you dont mind me asking? Last time I went fishing was the flounder run in the solent. I caught a fish about 10cm long which weighed about 1/4 of a pound and was very small :cool:

Tell me about it. Having contemplated the thought of me and teh Mrs splitting up, I worked out that over the last month alone, it would have cost me a fair bob or two... £599 remortgage application fee, £152 for a skiing training course. Not to mentioned the ££££'s my parents are spending on us going to Canada Boxing day to Ski over New Years! Luckily its sorted now (or so it seems)

You are like a public service Scotty. Call it public transport. Cheap, not very reliable, and smells a bit like wee, but it has its purpose. xxx

I thought you mentioned one of the things you were looking for in a place is the ability to have your boyf over to stay?! Thats why I was a little confused! :confused:

I thought you lived with your ex though and you infact have another boyf? You moving into the new place tomorrow then?

I would imagine they would cost quite a bit to build and install, however, to operate? Surely it would only be maintenance as an ongoing cost? Im sure the government would subside the cost of this too, or dare I say it, the company should be a public formed one?!

I think they are a brilliant idea. TBH if one of these things can generate enough electricity for 1500 homes then surely we should be building hundreds of them. IMO, based on average consumption, they should work out how much it costs for a homes electricity per year. For example, I spend approx £30 per month in electricity which is £360 per year. If my consumption is based as the average, then the other 1499 homes would generate an additional £539k p.a. If a company was set up who would be able to a) install these things and b) provide electricity from the energy they created as a utility, surely there has to be money in it for them? They could guarantee that prices would only increase in line with inflation, which would mean that providing their labour costs increased at the same rate, they would be making money. This would appeal to people who are fed up of receiving letters from British gas and the like saying costs have gone up, year after year, and this will only get worse. It is a lot greener too so will appeal to these people. God I should go to dragons den with this idea!

This or a weird phenomenom whereby all the girls from this part of the country have now synced their periods and we are all getting it in the neck accordingly. I think I have managed to work out what the problem was with my Mrs though. There was a malfunction in the brain department and where she has been trying on wedding dresses and having the bridesmaids try on their dresses, the whole wedding thing has properly hit home that its happening now (booking a marquee and photographer are not as weddingy feeling like than trying on the dress for a woman I think). People are obviously asking her to make sure she is 100% happy and she has small doubts caused by us being lazy and sitting around most of the time infront of the TV, which this malfunction of the brain has blown out of proportion. She hasnt quite grasped the fact that relationships are constantly work in progress and that due to this, there will always be one or two niggly little points! Anyway, she is missing me and wants to move back in now, and we are trialling the changes and both making more of an effort to be less lazy, which I think will do us both the world of good. Sorry to hear about you and your Mrs mate, was it mutual? Is it properly over?

You read it like that as in 'drink lots of cum'? Surely I am not alone in thinking Pirates drink rum? (Thats RUM, not CUM) Me thinks you and the boy jawillwill may have the wrong kind of things on your mind!

Just think... free petrol for the rest of your life!

Am I right in thinking Sky are the only true unlimited use ISP? They no longer have a fair use policy like so many others do have.

Very secksy Stevo...

To be fair, I dont think the cats would of been hurt. Especially the second one, who looks just like my cat Poppy (its the kind of thing she would do too). Its surprising how robust they are. My cat jumped from the top of the stairs to the very edge of our landing windowsill which over hangs the stairs, and she miscalculated the jump (maybe because she is a bit of a porker too) and fell about 8-10 feet onto the stairs. She was a little stunned but fine. Our two are constantly tearing around the house fighting with each other!

I didnt get any lights

Drunk or abroad? 2.20am posting I would say the smoking is not the major issue, its nuking it in the microwaves which removes most of the tastes!

No you were not. Although not having a picture of Tiggs, I have found this as to not disappoint...

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