Crouchie's Lawyer

She has a receeding hair line!

Only the welsh... Now if the dog was seen squatting, curling out a long one, while Charlton was lining up his shot, that would be funny TV!

Im wondering how much money we will have to pay to get teh laid!

HTH

I was eagerly awaiting your posts on here today. You have not disappointed. Do you not feel the pressure of becoming a full member now? As you will have to keep a high level of standard in your posts, otherwise you will end up being me! :smt069

Dont have

Ill forward to your b-anter PM now...

Also very sneeky, and a sure fire way to lose her, if she catches him! Besides, when she texts him saying 'things are better now, how are you and Paul finding married life since the civil ceremony, can I pop over in a moment to see my two best ghey friends' They would find it a little weird that she texted him, and got no response!? And how bad would TDD feel?!

What about teh Mrs? When you say join, are you selling your wares? Or buying other's?

God, with recent events that could be any of them!

Presume you're single, in the current financial situation you are in, and you were propositioned by (if your male) the female below, and (if your female) the male below. How much money would be your breaking point, before you gave in and bedded the beauty? Everyone has their price Im sure! For him: For her: I think £150k would be my sensible figure

Im definitely a downy duckling. But colour wise I would say I was definitely 'snow gum'. Only albino's are pastier than me. I reflect sunlight from my legs!

Made me lol, I had this conversation with my Mrs, that time me, you and Buzzin were exchanging insults. (Although it wasnt 'someone is wrong on the innernets', it was 'Im arguing with someone on innernets')

Good, ill be there in a moment, I have some paying in to do, its all in coins though, so to make it easier, ill just tell you its £4650 worth, you can take my word for it. Will save you counting! I used to work in a bank, which one do you work for?

'GiRls Toys R Us'.... Ann Summers are diversifying the brand name

IMO not unless they wanna get in their knickers, but I could be wrong, Im sure there are circumstances where they would text that and just be a friend. Few and far between though if you ask me. Could be a gheyer I suppose?

I was pulling your leg...

She left you cos you wouldnt try clothes on in shops? Bit harsh, probably better off without her TBF

Isnt that what all politians do?!

Surely doing the latter will achieve the former though?!

Most times i dont even bother to take things back! If I buy something which doesnt fit or look right (after much umming and arring when i get home), It just goes into the wardrobe and never gets worn. Another bloke thing... not trying clothes on in shops

Simple Ponteh

Brilliant, where do you work?

Just realised that there is a 1000 letter limit on SWF PM's, this is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay longer than that

You have a PM on b-anter