Crouchie's Lawyer

Ah, my bad

That made me lol. I am proud in admitting I was too lazy when I was younger to get out of bed to wee. Yes I wet the bed. I found there were many benefits to wetting the bed.. 1) Warms you up on a cold night. 2) Fresh bed linen most nights. 3) Rewards for consecutive non-bed-wetting nights (my parents must have had shares in Toys 'R' Us). 4) Days off school to go to doctors etc The list goes on. However, on one certain occasion, when I was trying hard to obtain a 'Mask Crusaiders Lorry toy' I went to bed, having drained what I thought was all the wee I could from my tiny undersized bladder. My parents had a dinner party and around 12pm, I decided I needed a wee. However, I was still quite asleep. I am not one for sleep walking and think it must have been a similar experience to Scu's half asleep, half awake feeling. I wandered down stairs and into the kitchen, where my parents and their friends were all gathered, flopped my wang out and proceeded to urinate in the kitchen bin. Unfortunately, I do not remember this.

Shown on TV Sunday night, not filmed with a live audience

I think this needs to be a little clearer for certain other posters... Oi, Hobo, what do you make of this? Takeover my arse, your just a small town in Hampshire, small town in Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampshire

I am not Crouchie

Seriously, surely a lie is such because people dont know if it is true or not, there is an element or possibility of it being real which casts confusion over whether or not it is true? Surely, having a f*cking competition defeats the object?! If you KNOW it is a lie, then surely its just make-believe, or fiction competition. Should it not be called make-believe competition? Or atleast let the people tell 3 stories, of which one is a lie, and they have to do their best to hide the 'lie' story?! The winner told people of a story about him travelling in a wheelie bin which went under water to Scotland. I mean FFS, this is just a group of 'tarded people getting together telling each other their weird stories. They should just hold it at a mental patients clinic, would be more believable then! F*cking sad muppets

I dont think you understand this game Shane

I edited the thread in question to now show her, realised I had put £5k for the previous lady so had to edit that too. Its not the fact she is fat, some fat chicks are ok. Or the fact she is bald, I mean it didnt look too bad on demi moore, Brittney Spears or Keira Knightley, or even the fact her cheeks are puffy, but when you add all three together, it just overloads the ugly senses. I would seriously not do it for less than £100k. On a side note, all those who said they would f*ck it on the other thread, now appear to have said they would f*ck the beast! :smt042

Yeah. +'s Fixing the car I wanna keep which I havent been able to drive for 3 months. Mate coming over tonight to watch a dvd Having a tidy house Watching footy -'s Process of tidying house

F*ck it, my weekend plans are sorted, Im gonna get a rubber ring and hoon it down there, that looks wicked!

Cutting off her head would be a start

I am similar to Pancake, although I am not as old! I tend to wait until the morning on the rare occasions I need to go in the middle of the night. But if you want specifics, I would say once a month I get up to **** in the middle of the night. What is weirder, if getting up to sh!t in the middle of the night. I have done this a few times.

Deal. I dont have a wife

I sometimes have the pleasure of working up there (was there for a week a few weeks ago) and even the 'runner' girls are fitteh's let alone the famous talent which walks around...

Still not bored of this thread... lolz

Lol, check out post 150, brilliant fancy dress costume!

The thread is a joke as this post proves: However, I dont think these are photoshopped pictures, I think this wedding did infact take place (and they both have myspace accounts with pictures on). Some guy on the thread says that down south in the US it is common to see skinny men with whale girlfriends. I.am.never.going.to.the.south.of.the.us Seriously, she/it is hideous.

I have to be careful reading the thread on the link as so many comments make me lol, but I am in a quiet office! I like the comment:

I saw that advertised on ITV and thought of you and laughed. Where was it filmed? Wasnt the ITV London Studio's was it, within half a mile of Waterloo station?

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Comedy. You couldn't write that sh!t.

I noticed this, however it was about an hour apart. Obviously the lonely f*cker spent an hour cracking off to material from illegal websites between posts.

When Hamster is on here, and meant to be working, pop your b*llocks in one of those plastic cups you get with office water coolers and walk up behind him, resting the cup on his shoulder and ask him if he would like a cuppa. Much love

Because Rory gets bored with my normal weekends, have made other plans. So, I shall be servicing Rory's Mum's boiler this Saturday night. Tonight: Mrs is going over her mates, so my mate is coming over. Will prob watch 'Taken' on doovde. Tomorrow: Up early to fit a battery to the Audi, due to teh Mrs car being a write off (with what I deem as a small dent and a smashed light ), I think we will be keeping the Audi! possibly watch a bit of footeh on telebox and listen to Saints. Fill in application forms for the Mortgage Network company I will be using for my mortgage company I have set up. Most of the weekend will be spent cleaning the house but on the plus side, we will have a nice tidy house to live in Prediction 6/10