Crouchie's Lawyer

Gotta take teh fun away from things with your sensible suggestions dont you Robsk?! Cant you let a man at least throw himself down a 300 foot dam and kill himself trying before you point this out!? :smt102

With my whopper? Why I havent thought of it like that before, but now you come to mention it... Jilleh, get ere!!!:smt064

For the record, this is the smilies speaking, not me... :smt100 :smt035 :-& :vom:

The one that got away. Every man has one!

Hamster, do you have the Excel spreadsheet? You have a PM...

I think I spotted this one early!

Wow, no wonder you dont pay your £5 membership fee, with those multiple usernames you have the arsenal of 45 posts a day!

Did you ever tell her she fooked up your chances?

:-# So many comments to chose from. But I wont.

Sounds very good, I may have to find this gem on the toobe

Going on from a comment Hamster made in another thread about naming your man (or lady) bits, I was intreagued to know, if any, what name you had for your penis and vagina (sounds funny saying them normally) when you were younger. Or indeed now if you still do?! Or for the parents out there, what they tell their little un's to call theirs? When I was younger, to avoid embarrasment, my parents called my weiner a 'jillywhopper'. To this day I still find the name funny and havent heard anyone else who uses the same name. Discuss

I think its a splendid term, infact gives me the idea of a new thread....

I think french knickers look nice on a girl. These pictures are purely for the purposes of illustration, those of a nervous disposition (possibly a a little on the NSFW side) should look away now...

I noticed that point too!

Meh, point taken, I reduce my weekend to a 4. You have to take an engine panel part off to fit the battery though, its not just a pick up, drop in jobby. My uncle is doing it for me anyway!

You are my relationship.

Ooh, thats a tough one. hmm, in diagnosis of the above I conculde that... 1) You have to be very skilled to achieve number one, and no disrespect Hamster, your e-persona doesnt come across as an e-skilled person, so this could be the lie. 2) While meeting someone famous is not an everyday thing, especially someone as famous as Wacko himself, it is possible. I know Wacko has a fondness of children (allegedly) so Im sure, had the situation occured, he would of indeed held your baby nephew. Im not 100% certain on the Liberace part though, I feel you may have thrown that in there as a red herring. 3) Reading it again, I now know that #3 is a blatent lie. I am pretty certain you are a man Hamster, and men dont bleed anything more than about 10 minutes, if they did, they would be classed as female and their 'mood' you change throughout the course of the bleeding process. So I think its obviously # 3

You were touched by two little boys? :-?

Listening to Radio 1 this morning, I heard a clip Chris Moyles played of Sir Alan Sugar on Radio 5 Live. They were doing an interview with him (presumably shoehorning him in after his appearance on the Moyes Show) and asked him a few questions. The final question was 'Sir Alan, if you only had enough money to save either Amstrad or Spurs, which would it be?' He was not happy with this and said 'What an absolutely stupid question, I would save both. I have already saved Spurs and its now in the hands of someone else, but this would never happen' He then goes onto say (in the middle of the interview) 'I have had a wonderful time, but I must rush off now as I am very busy' and the interviewer was flumoxed and had to go to the news! Very funny. Also got me thinking, what awkward moments have you been in before? We have all sent a text to the wrong person etc, but anyone else been in any other awkward situations which they care to divulge so we can all laugh at?

You mean not only do I have to cook, I have to put you up too, god, this friendship is taking the p!ss now, it's all about you, you, you

I rated it a 6 you mongloidbellend, not an 8, 9 or 10! Six is just above average, which in all fairness will be about right

Ill have a home made curry please. Will then forget the fact you called me an idiot, and I appreciate you are trying to mend our relationship. Be over about 7 :smt050

Turd :smt027

Very good

He cries when he listens to this song around rememberance Sunday. I saw a program on TV about it, and he was crying.