Crouchie's Lawyer

F*ckin Yank c*nts. If it's not nailed down, I'm gonna f*ckin sue it! £2m FFS for a few people looking at a few naked pictures?! FFS if he lost the phone the same would happen, I can understand they were trusted to look after the phone but for gods sake, they sue anything and everything. Makes me sick

12 year marriage... DONE

:smt042 Vicky, you're not that bad that you have to pay for it!

You think highly of Stevo!

:smt042 In Stu's words, you wish you was me

You love it when there is a little bit of INS in you, dont you Scu?

Now Im AV too? I could take that, I guess, there have been worse suggestions

http://uk.yahoo.com/ I know its just the yahoo homepage, so Im sure the story wont be on there long, but check out the story which (should) come up first on the link. One for you Scu...

Cheeky oik, you are a spammer in denial. FWIW, I dont think I would start many polls if any

Ah, the trusty wink/w*nk mistake. I am forever caught out with this one. Can be quite embarrasing walking down the road and knocking one off on a girls leg instead of winking at her! (no I didnt just w*nk on you)

1) I think he has just started, I could be wrong but tonight is possibly client #1 2) Again, as he has just started I dont think he has clients yet. And as Scu pointed out, I doubt fitteh's will be paying £60 p/h (or even more if the agency take a cut of the fee) to sit and chat with a bloke. 3) I think he would paint your toenails if you asked nicely, or paid an extra £5

Apparently Morrisons are reducing it to 89.9p per litre. Hopefully on all forecourts, and not just some crappy area in Rochdale or somewhere

I bow down to your superior e-skills! 27 is a lot of coinage. What other e-skills can you teach?

Play to his imagination Scu, there may be a hot swedish girl, who having moved over to live in the UK with her incredibly ugly boyfriend who treated her like crap, has just been dumped. She doesnt know anyone in this country and would really like to get out and about having decided she quite likes the lifestyle of the UK and would like to stay. Her first port of call would be an escort, where hopefully she can meet some new people. Stevo, this is your 'date' tonight and you are being paid for it too!

TBF BTF (see what I did there! ) I doubt if he is a red blooded male, he will need the nudge and wink!

I dont think I will be buying it for a while. My Mrs has cited me using the laptop as a bit of a problem recently, and making her a FM Widow will no doubt be the end. Think I may wait till after xmas

Thats not bad! Strictly business means: If teh bird is fugly, then the price has to be right If teh bird is a fitteh, then deserts is all part of the package?

This was what I thought when I first saw it. I was thinking 300ft drop ala waterfall kind of thing. That looks similar to the kind of thing you get in Florida TBF

You serious about this whole escorting thing then? What if they 'propostion' you for 'desserts'?

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You are 99/100 wrong Robsk, so I have all faith I shall return Monday morning to tell the tale of an awesome weekend, where I tubbed down a 300ft dam. Now where did I put that rubber ring...?

That made me lol

Seeing as you asked so nicely...

Damned if I know..... ill get my coat.

Dems the worst breed