Crouchie's Lawyer

Good job I have those underscores in my name then!

You do, but yours are ok as they are funny ones, they are jokes rather than things you have done/are doing. Always make me laugh and you dont do it every 5 minutes either! Is he a friend on FB then or did you randomly message him?

Annoys the sheet out of me. People who update their status 4 or 5 times a day by phone, and partake in every single f*cking application under the sun - always sending it to you as well! Get a life. Facebook is for arranging social meets / footy and oogling at fittehs and all the pictures they upload. This one bloke I went to school with is a hairdresser, although he is (apparently) not ghey, I question that. Every day without fail, his f*cking status will read something to do with his planned day. Get a f*cking life. This is some his status updates over the last week... Today ..... is gona b a colouring machine 2day (08.04) ..... is gona b hittin the gym afta work, nothings gona stop me!(06.54) Yes thats right, two status updates already, both by phone. ..... has eaten another salad, just a few lbs left 2go! ..... is proppa lookin 4ward to the works do, im even wearing MATCHING socks. ..... set the reminder for 'im a celeb', **** me im sad. ..... cant belive chelsea sat there lastnite and drank wine n ate choc's wen she knows im on i diet! ! ! ..... is Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder Cats, Ho!!! ..... says 'by the power of greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER! ! ! ! ..... has 2mrow off, wat to do wiv myself? ..... is waitin 4 timmy to cum home! (yes the ghey spells come - cum) ..... is still inbed, god why cant i start late evey day? Why the f*ck do you update your status with this sh!t? Sleep if you're in bed! ..... is gettin propa xcited bout the works party nxt weekend. ..... is goin 2 c libby 2day. Cant wait ..... worked '9 to 5' amazing! ..... has just added his dad on fb! ..... is wearing shorts and his ova coat, looking like a flasher! ..... says the guns r dun, no to **** shower and shave ready to go out wiv my bro and dad. ..... is workin the big gunns! No, you big ghey you are texting facebook And after all his status updates, the same women always add stupid comments, they are all fugly too. Its almost as if he is some hairdressing god to them. Seriously, this bloke comments on nearly every photo his friends upload too, my f*cking homepage was full of his sh!t! Sad people. Rant over

Pancake's Algebra is full on rusty. WD40 cant help that f*cker!

They should just put the desperate f*cker down. I mean throwing acid in her face in the hope her (probably) made up husband would leave her so he could have her. Did he think that after throwing acid in her face blinding her, she would fall desperately in love with him?! WTF?

At 11.15pm? He is a miserable old git (something I think most Skate fans have in common - excluding you obviously :smt054) and has no friends so wouldnt of been down the pub.

I was in the top 2% of the country when they did that test the nation IQ thing (hardly Mensa I know). I may come across as a spamming mongtard, but I am actually a genius! You wish you were me

Cheeky pink football wearing, make-up loving woofta. I make that site!

I watched the first half, then had to play footy from 9.30 - 10.30 so sky plussed the rest of it. Was so annoyed when they went 2-0 up and saw no way of Milan coming back when they were still 2-0 down in the 83rd minute. Up steps Ronnie. Then to snatch the equaliser in the 92 minute was amazing! It must have been about 11.15pm when I jumped up and shouted 'Get in there' really loud. My next door neighbour is a skate, so hopefully that woke him up! You probably heard me from your house too PL!

Got him too!

Matej Rapnik. Amazing DLC. Purchased for £750k. I have managed to get Insua, Chopra and Merida on loan with no wage contribution. I am playing Chopra upfront alone with 3 AM's. Merida on the left, Sanmartaen Central, Yildirim on right. With Gasmi, Llanna as back up. I play Binya and Schneiderlin infront of the back 4, which consists of Insua, Rapnik, Cork and James. Davis in goal with Jourdren as sub keeper.

Much love. 's gone

Yup, already switched it off

I have an annoying greeny yellow box in the bottom right hand corner of the screen which I cant seem to get rid of? Any ideas?

Fo' Shizzy?

Bummed possibly? Yes very very wrong.

Stuck on 15

Is this just an elaborate plan by Lowe to harvest cheap players? Get them to sign on at the end of the year if they are any good! No transfer fee's to pay and a relatively low wage I imagine!

Is she just running down her previous tennancy agreement?

You got any pics of them yet Baj? How old are they?

Ability to start polls at a guess?

Thats what i was going to say. Seems all his comments seem to be signed off as; Best Wishes, Jeff. Should this be a TMS challenge to try and get one of our names up there? Asking a question which will p!ss him off!

no.

Facking hate American traditions. Thanks facking giving. I have had a sheet year, as have Saints, yes it could have been worse (I could have been hit by a truck and Saints relegated) but doesnt mean I should be thankful for the sheet year I/we have had. Just.another.American.excuse.for.a.holiday.to.eat.more.food

There used to be a club called Envy in Pompey