Crouchie's Lawyer

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081204/tuk-shannon-mother-found-guilty-dba1618.html Good, glad a jury saw sense. Now its up to the Judge to impose a very harsh sentance to reflect this disgusting crime that this sick chav committed. All for money too! I hope she gets a few beatings in prison too.

April 2010 is a looooooooooong way off yet and seeing how the market has changed so much over the last 3 months alone, I dare to predict what it will be like then! Could go two ways, the rates could be low in an attempt to still stimulate the economy out of a recession, or they could be high having sucessfully avoided the recession and now people are spending like mad and rates have to be increased to stave off inflation. I think for the time being, dont worry about it and start looking around about 4 months before, looking at what economists say about whats happening with rates etc and what likely to happen. Or just give me a shout at the time and ill help you out! Yup correct. It depends how long ago you purchased, as if you purchased about a year ago, chances are your 'equity' will be the same if not less than the 8-10% you put down due to house prices falling.

TBF I have never heard of them, but there are 1000's of mortgage companies out there (or there were!) When is your fixed rate due to end? And do you have a decent amount of equity in the property?

A lot of banks are incorporating that now and apparently HBOS and Natiowide have had them for a while, but Im pretty sure HSBC dont, and quite sure C&G and Abbey dont either, but dont quote me on that!

See what you did there! Ah, may update the page then to incorporate some keywords, cheers Scu

To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine: DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS.... Christmas time, drunkenness and crime, Children playing - in filth and grime, With cars on fire - and trainees under tree Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally, It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving, Knock-off gear - worra great feelin Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free, Just like our lecky, - gas and TV Christmas time, píssups all the time Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella Christmas is sound - Christmas is best God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS Christmas time - time to joy-ride Then go and visit - family inside With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city You may just know why - the streets look ****ty So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels

Good for me 2.79% now! :D :D

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special. I had a pet spider when I was younger. I discovered that when I shouted 'LEFT' he went left, and when I shouted 'RIGHT' he went right, and when I pulled his legs off. . . . he went deaf. I went to the hairdressers yesterday and asked for a Number 2 all over....So he shat on my head. I was in the pub with my brother yesterday, waiting for his friend Steve. I was a little nervous, because Steve has been trapped in a house fire and was horrifcally burned, so i wasn't sure how to act around him. "Don't worry!" my brother said, "Just treat him like any other person". Just then, Steven had walked into the pub, seen us and came over. "Steve!" my brother said, "we were just talking about you; were your ears burning again?"

Whooooooosh

I know, addictive isn't it!

TBF they were always a yoyo team and he has turned them into a team who avoided thr drop, against the odds. When you look at the £70m he has spent, it has to be taken into consideration that had he not kept them up last year, he wouldnt have got all the extra sky money which is what? £50m?

I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to f*ck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a sh*t on the floor and p*ss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink c*ck. Let's see Crimewatch f*cking stage a reconstruction of that.

You dont play the wii propperly then. Best way to play the wii is sat in a chair. Wii golf sat down and mario kart sat down. Easy!

Mario Kart and Wii Golf are my personal favourites. Managed a hole in one without the ball trickling in the other day. First time ever. I wanna get the Wii fit and the Rayman Rabbit thingy ma bob. Cant decide whether the Wii Music game looks genuis or gash?

For some reason when I clicked that link it didnt take me to AI page, it took me to a picture of some chump that looks like a poor mans Jonathan Woodgate I know its pretty sad, but I set it up in the hope that it would possibly generate a few air con leads (which it hasnt) that was in the 'new job, must try hard' stage. Her details are in the group mongoman, and why go out with a League two player when you are with a championship player (substitute League two for the league your team plays in, and champioship for the league Bashley play in) much love my love xx

Bates that made me propper lol! Especially number 4. What happened to 1, 2 and 3 though?

Translated should read...

This time Radio 1 presenter Chris Moyles has slipped up... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081203/tuk-moyles-polish-prostitute-gaffe-45dbed5.html They have only received 32 complaints since November 19th, although now its come to the media attention, expect that to increase 10 fold!

I have seen, possibly once or twice them carrying the dead, but once they go into their holes, didnt realise they stack them up?! Why didnt she approve? Result! Why did they go in the first place though? Have they gone again?

Not donkey punch the film... hold on...

Got one of these for xmas a few years ago... Was pretty cool, but they just kind of dug down rather than a nice little intermingling maze of tunnels, and eventually died. What was quite weird though was that when they died, the other ants stacked all the dead bodies in a corner all on top of each other! :confused:

I guess thats what happens when you get old, your brain cells dont work as well as they use to and you just 'bumble' along! (Bit lame?)

Im stumped, there is only really nectar, pollen and buzz which I can shoe horn into a joke and none really work? (without being lame)

Yeah, you should have. By which time LIBOR should (hopefully) have caved in and followed suit to a more reasonable level, which should mean fixed rates will be a lot lower too. PM me at the time and ill look about for you if you want.

Looks like your grandad was done out of £150 then?