Crouchie's Lawyer

Cheers mate

Bugger. I have tried Radio Solent online but that doesnt work. Any other ideas?

Anyone got a link please?!?!?! Or anyone kind enough to PM me their log on for SaintsTV? Cheeky I know (presuming youcan log on two people at the same time??)

Quality shot of the boxer dog!

I dont have a log in anymore... anyone care to share?!

anyone got a link so I can listen to it online???

Anyone got an address to listen to the game today online??

ah my bad, thought it was?! Is that because of not smoking? yes you, the cemaps course. ah Aids, how could i have forgot you?! yes, all done now. Just fancied popping in to say ello! lol

Oh if its not the c*nt who was too ghey to be a mod. You still here, you little c*ck. No one likes you

TGI's JD Sauce... 1 Bulb of garlic 1 tsp olive oil 2/3 Cup of Water 1 Cup Pineapple Juice 1/4 Cup of Terriyaki Sauce (recipe calls for Kikkoman's which I just happened to have in but any will do) 1 tsp Soy Sauce 1 1/3 Cups of Brown Sugar 3 tsp Lemon Juice 3 tsp minced onion 1 tsp Jack Daniels Whisky 1 tsp crushed pineapple 1/4 tsp Cayenne Pepper. If you dont have a fresh garlic bulb use a large tsp of easy chopped garlic Cayenne pepper can be replaced by chilli powder if you want too. Cut top and tail off garlic bulb, remove some of the outer layer but stay together and roast in olive oil for 1 hour. Remove and cool so that you can handle it. Or use the large tsp of lazy chopped garlic. Combine, water, pineapple juice, teriyaki sauce, soy sauce nd brown sugar in a saucepan over a medium heat. Sir occasionally unitl mixture boils, then reduce heat to simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the pan and stir Squeeze out two tsp of garlic (if not using lazy) Let simmer for 35 -45 mins or until sauce has reduced by 1/2 and is syrupy. (This actually thickens considerably when cool, you can then put the rest in a pot and put it in the freezer) Use as you like, if adding to grilled meat, add at the end because the high sugar content could make it burn. enjoy

BTF - how could I forget you... :heart::heart::heart::heart:

Alright sl*ts, hows things? Havent been on for a while so thought I would say how do. MB - Hows the no smoking going? Stevo - I see nobody is using that site anymore, you made your millions by selling your todger yet? Shane - I see you are still here and havent been banned yet! lol Happy bday for t'other week too. Scotty Dawg - Happy bday for a while ago to you too fella Jilly - hows the kitteh? (no people thats not an inuendo) Pompeylass - :smt054 Hamster - Hows things mate, did you get that thing sorted properly in the end? PM me... Jonny - Did you decide about taking that course? PM me... Wilts / Atticus / Tiggs - C*nt Much love all CL I_N_S

Aids. HTH

I thought Im_no_sinner was the Stig?

That kid really is a fugly hippacrocapig. She has Richard Key's eyebrows

I had a sheet 2008. Im hoping 2009 will be a lot better. Sorry to hear about the kitten Jilleh, is the other one ok?

Franks Bates you f*cker, you knew I was in Canada! I am still here, just dont post as much No, she is still with me, she came to Canada with me Nope, she is fine thanks

Yeah, whatever did happen to him? ;-)

Do you need to be connected to the tinternet to play FM09? Had a power cut earlier, and because the router was switched off, Steam could not connect to the server and I couldnt play it?! Bit ghey if this is the case as I wanna play on a flight im taking soon! Any ideas? Im sure there must be a way to play it 'offline'?

Girl from Big Bang Theory is not on there. She is hawt, makes a dull program watchable

Once for an ambulance for a lady involved in a car accident outside my parents house when I was living there (its a particularily nasty bit of road). She was fine in the end but taken to hospital for shock anyway

Name change for a reason, wont go into details. Dont post during the day anymore either and Rattlec*ck, you really are a tiresome f*ckwit mongloid, go and play on the train track or something. No one actually likes you

Not sure what that will do? Does it soak up sh!t loads of snot?

I have a spider in my garage I have named Charlie. Call the mouse Mickey

I have had a sh!tty cold for the best part of a week now and have been to work every day. People are moaning about catching it which is fair enough and I do feel guilty being there a little, but with my boss being my dad, I dont wanna take the p!ss and I am not bed ridden so feel I should be at work.