Crouchie's Lawyer

Will do tonight. My boss/dad has been in all day so have been 'working'

K - Let the boxers do the work for me. Im the same as Scotty. A lot of my mates take the **** as apparently this is 'not the way to wipe your ass'. I find you get more purchase going from back to front and therefore leave your crack cleaner. In answer to your question CF, no you dont get chocolate balls, you stop wiping before you get to your balls. There is the 'gooch' or 'no mans land' which is inbetween your balls and crack anyhow. You stop before reaching this. Otherwise the same could be asked for wiping from front to back... would you not get she-hite on your back? No because you stop wiping before you get that far. Dr Crapper HTH

Why?????

Love it! Avatar????? MB's that is? I liked the old one... SNSUN new avatar is gooooooooooood

Pictures of maggots get infractions in The Muppet Show? Pretty sure worse has been posted???

MB why have you changed your avatar?

My friend is a teacher and he says he loves his job. He really reaches out and touches the kids...

Why thank you. I have two for the future as well. A gif of Super Mario giving a 1up to Princess Toadstool (If thats her name??) And A rabbit frucking a balloon until it pops gif

A lot of people no longer have Avatars??? Aids Victim no longer has his, Tiggs or Wilts dont have one either (is this a priviledge you get when you pay up?) I think a lot of the new avatars are better than the old ones, Scotty and MB have better ones. Cabbage's is funny too and IOW Saint has a good one. Buzzin has changed his as well. My one was relatively new before the sign up anyway so I have stuck with it. Pompeylass you need a new one!

Pretty sure it was Tiggs saying 'post random stuff here, spam all you want' and I then wrote second post saying he had found the loop hole and eventually TRMS will be busier than TMS. But I could be wrong?

Or just hold my breath when I need to open the wheeliebin. Job done!

I am the man!

Pretty sure one does come round our way. Im sure you can google it? No bin can smell worse than ours, a mixture of nappy bags full of cat she-hite and rotting food makes me gag most times I have to open it!

I remember the days (day?) I can say I was 2nd to post on TRMS. I then had work to do for a few hours and when I returned to see the growth of said forum, it was sadly no longer there. In its place was a small message about how it had out grown its server and we had to pay to register

Tiggs, if I give you £1, you have to turn that £1 in any way into £5 to get your log in. Be it buying and selling things to turn a profit, or gambling it. You have to log every step of your £1 through to £5 mission though...

Another one from Tiggs! Thats 4 now and I accepted the request to start with??? I think he is playing a game

I have 8 dead people in mine, 4 of which are just carcusses and still no maggotypeeps???

Rule 1 Dog

I thought it was pretty good but when it came out it didnt look great

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I think shouldnt = maybe perceived as morally wrong due to the ages of said women?

... shes retarded, now all my mates keep takin the p*ss

Yet TMS is where most of the ugly barstewards posts!

Very rescourceful with your posts Wilts